Friday, July 20, 2007

silly question


Why do they call farting ... 'Cutting the Cheese' ?
There are a ton more of things with different names that I don't understand... Like
Piece of Pie .. for you know what
Pee like a race horse...
Anyone got anymore they don't understand or have explanations for.
The cutting the cheese one is really pondering to me though.

168 comments:

  1. Anonymous20 July, 2007

    Okay, here's one:
    Why do the call them "Gentleman's Clubs"??? I guarantee there's not one gentleman in ANY of those places, otherwise they wouldn't be there in the first place. "Gentleman" clubs... yeah, right.

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  2. I know that one Dick...b/c I used to frequent one in DC called Camelot.
    A Gentlemen's club caters to an upper scale strip club goer. You are not allowed to gather around the stage. The girls do not give lap dances. You may go to the stage, one at a time to tip, but you must almost immediately sit down.
    I guess it is less roudy than a regular strip club.
    Personally, I like a raunchy strip club vs a gentlemen's club.
    The last time I went though, my first born son was conceived.
    It was the lap dance that got us hot I suppose.

    What's a strip joint without lap dances?

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  3. Found the Cut the cheese through the Urban Dictionary
    Apparently some cheese is massively stinky...why anyone would want to eat cheese that smells like ass, unless your into that kinda thing, is beyond me.

    Here is the excerpt:


    To pass gas, or to fart.

    The term was originated when someone sliced
    into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely
    a brick of Limburger cheese... which stinks
    terribly despite it being fresh cheese.

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  4. Anonymous20 July, 2007

    Thanks, Ellie!! I suppose I could have gone to one myself to find out, but those places kind of scare me. Okay, they scare the hell out of me. Probably because I'm too pretty, and you know how lonely some of those "gentleman" can get...
    I don't mean 'you', personally, I mean 'you' in general. Like everyone. Like I'm getting deeper and deeper in trouble, I just know it.. damn.

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  5. those places are 'younger me'
    I used to be wild and crazy

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  6. "As thisk as two short planks." Now that really gets me thinking.

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  7. Never heard that one Hype...does that mean small pee pee?

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  8. Never heard that one Hype...does that mean small pee pee?

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  9. Found it...
    be as thick as two short planks (British, informal, British, taboo!)
    to be very stupid. He might be good-looking but he's as thick as two short planks. Most of the people who read these papers are as thick as shit anyway.

    How did I get small pee pee outta that LOL!

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  10. Piss like a race horse - if you watch a horse race, you will see many of the horses let go of what looks like a gallon or so of urine sometime during the time they are led out of the paddock until they are loaded into the starting gate. They do this because of pre-race jitters - horses are as nervous as humans, perhaps more so.

    One Texas expression that I really like is-that guy is all hat and no cattle. It came into general use during the country/western craze years following the release of "Urban Cowboy" when you had all these people buying boots, wide-brimmed hats, etc., to look like cowboys when the closest many of them had come to a cow was the beef in their Big Macs. It has come to mean someone who fronts big time.

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  12. That makes sense Dave...Thank you
    Never heard the cattle one either, but that makes a ton of sense too. Are you in the southern states?

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  13. Not now. I live in Colorado. However, I grew up in south Texas and lived all over that state before coming out here 11 years ago. I wouldn't go back on a bet - I have gotten too used to the beauty of the mountains and lakes.

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  14. I have family out there...they say it's just as lovely as you do!

    minus the bedbugs.

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  15. LOL. Those are just in the city. We live in the 'burbs where all we have to deal with are coyotes, bears and mountain lions but you can see them coming.

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  16. Well done, Ellie, on explaining the concept of "Gentleman's Club."

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  17. ok, Ive heard a variation of the horse pee..."I have to piss like a Russian racehorse" (Or is it a rushin' racehorse? Ive never seen it written...)

    Then there's my favorite two, handed down from my grandmother (a real classy lady)
    (raining) "It's coming down harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock"

    and

    (I'm warm, or it's a warm day)
    "Hotter than a half-f*cked fox in a forest fire"

    Real class acts, those ancestors of mine, I tell ya!

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  18. Hubby came up with one last night... to hell in a handbasket


    huh?

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  19. I thought a gentlemans club is where you can piss like a racehorse and cut the cheese!

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