Horny Dancers really piss me off!

I have not been to a club or a bar since I had my baby 19 months ago. I was actually really nervous to go out dancing b/c I don't look like my pre-baby self. I went out for my girlfriend's bachelorette party. (Yay Ang!)
#1 rule when you go clubbing is to look after your girls.... Girls go together, stay together, dance together and leave together...and most of all protect each other from the "Horny Dancer". I am sorry guys, but no matter how you are dancing ...you don't need to get a hard on! Story....One of our girls was getting hounded by a dirty dancer and gave the "help me look" so I promptly moved in to dance with her and change places. Normally the guy gets the hint and backs off...No not this guy..he was like " All right ..I am in a threesome!" Then he grabs my hips and presses his sharp object againts my ass and starts grinding. I didn't know how to react. I never before experienced such a prominent...uh ... feature. I just screamed ...EEEWW!! He says "whats wrong baby, every guys got one...!" Well I have milky breast you don't see me squirting people with them! I politely shouted, "yeah my husband has one and a big shot gun ...wanna see it?" I guess he got the point then.

Got to tell you about the nasty girl at the club. We were in AdamsMorgan, DC in a club called Heaven & Hell. The bathroom was disgusting. You were tip toeing hoping not to have your toes touch the little nasties floating on the floor. It was a "you better hover" situation. We were in line waiting to use the facility when some chick comes walking out barefoot!!! BAREFOOT!!!! OMG!!! I couldn't help it , I was like "Hello Britney, nasty!" She probably got herpes on her feet. It was so gross!

Highlight of the evening was the end. We had stickers from the bachelorette party labeling men! Worst dancer, biggest dork, best bicepts, best overall, sexy shoulders..ect. When I looked around the club, or tried dancing with someone, the black lights highlighted all these stickers on like every single guy in there. It was soooo funny. The good stickers were prominently displayed by the men, the dork stickers were secretly placed on the back. But one guy wore his with pride..it was the "Worst pick up line" He was the guy who hit on the bride to be ...in the bathroom line! Way to go guy!!!

Congrats Ang on your wedding, I love you, and I had a night to remember Saturday! Kisses sweet heart!

You know what ERKS me...Bathing Suit Season!

It's that time of year again....and who isn't scared? I think that even the skinnies of the world are petrified of the revealing suit. What happened to the old days when you wore knickers and waded gracefully in the water, when showing too much skin was taboo?
My post prego body should be back in shape, but, I think that I might shy away from the beach this year. Unless it is a private beach...far ... far ... far ... away.
Cheers to all of you that can strut your stuff proudly!!!!

My Birthday!

This is my baby and my hubby! The two most wonderful men I have ever met!
My hubby has been so great to me lately and I am ashamed. Ashamed of myself. I turned 29 today and I must say I have been in a rut and haven't been my sweet self. I feel older than 29. I feel like my life is spinning out of control. I am not used to being out of control. I have baby weight I have to lose and it is getting me down. But no matter what, these two people remind me everyday how beautiful I am! I wake up to the sounds of "MaMa" in the morning and go to sleep with and "I love you" and a kiss at night. What more could I ask for? I am ashamed that I need to remind myself of this sometimes.
Soooo... This is just a reminder...thank the people that you love for loving you! It will definately brighten the darkest of days.

You know what ERKS me...Pushing religion

I don't have a problem with different religions. I like the fact that people bring hope & meaning to their lives. I am a Presbyterian, and my husband is a Catholic. We raise our son somewhere in the middle. But what I can't stand is people who argue with me about religion. My Aunt for example, a Jehovah's witness, used to call my mother ever Christmas and argue with her over Jesus. Eventually she got the point and now she just sends us a box of pamphlets every year, which actually make great kindling for our evening fire!!
I remember once this guy wanted to debate on my front porch step. I told him that I would invite him into my home and he could preach to me as long as I got the same respect. Preferring to stay outside he began his quest. When it came time for me to be able to speak, he became very heated and began to argue. Then his grump little butt ran away to harass my neighbor. Why run???? Why knock on my door and cram your religion down my throat not letting my up for air and then treat me as if I were damned for all eternity.
What I do think is really funny, with out training them, my dogs sniff out every religion pusher carrying their NEW AND IMPROVED BIBLE (with some deleted scenes) and they chase them away. If they manage to grab hold of a pamphlet and tear it to shreds, I give them a treat.

Comments....and I apologise in advance if I offended you!!! This is not an article against Jehovah's Witnesses ...I respect all religions and all people of faith. I don't say I am right and others are wrong. I just dislike it when people come a knocking with their opinions but do not respect me enough to listen to mine.

When to stop tanning!!!

Ummm...Yuck... And I promise, this is not my grand-mother!!!