CHECK OUT JackEBrown!

CHECK OUT JACKEBROWN

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I found JackEBrown through another blog site www.thechurning.com

JackEBrown is a sexy sexy man! I don't normally go for the larger boys, but there is something about him and about his site that makes him irresistable. Maybe it's the dancing, maybe it's the music...but I am smitten!

You know what ERKS me......Cigarettes!!

If you want to smoke that is your choice. Do I care if you smoke...no! I even occasionally may take a puff from a friend. I quit smoking about 3 years ago. I used to bartend, wait tables and club all the time, so I socially smoked all the time. But once I got a desk job, got married and had a baby, I gradually quit. I am not a hypocrite, but I did make a choice not to expose my child to smoke. What pisses me off is the fact that the smoke from someone else makes it's way to my child's face. Explanation. We went to the zoo this weekend...the zoo...a family oriented place. (Children everywhere) You would think that people would put their ciggies out for a couple of hours or take the deadly puff away from their children....NOOOOO! We were walking and this woman was puffing away in one hand and holding her child in the other. Whatever, you want to expose your beautiful innocent child to the cancer stick, go ahead, but don't hold your cigarette close to my stroller or my friend's stroller. And when I try to walk away.....let me. Stupid people like this make me want to yell at them. (But I was in DC and you never know who you are yelling at.) I love the smoking ban in restaurants, I don't want to inhale tobacco when eating a $25 steak and neither does my son. The club thing is a different story...You go to a club with booze and loud music, ciggies come with the territory, but I doubt my child will be there holding up a forty shaking his groove thing with me at the club! Come on people...if you don't care about yours...next time think about how much I might care about mine!!! Isn't he beautiful!
Go ahead and comment about this one....please!

You know what erks me...The Penis Debate!!!

Wow...I am sooo jealous. Not saying my man has a little prick, but could you imagine???

Of course I posted this as a joke, but let's analyze ..Is it the size that matters? Sometimes I say yes, sometimes I say no. Is it the motion of the ocean? Well duh, that helps. Or is it something else?

I had a boyfriend in the Navy once. He was so beautiful. One of those "I just want to eat you all up" kind of men. A couple of weeks went by and I thought it was time to eehh hem! I went exploring and "OH NO!!!" to my dismay, my pinky was bigger then this stub! But I gave it a chance and needless to say, our relationship didn't work out.

Then I had another boyfriend. We fought all the time. Another beautiful male specimen. I was with him for eight years. The sex was unbelievable! (see picture above) This was my man's penis. Eight years. Was there anything else to it or was it just the sex? Towards the end, it was the sex.

But then again, I had another boyfriend with a huge one....But driving the car was like driving a Saturn through the rocky mountains. Bad Bad BadA total no no!! We had no connection at all. Most of the time he annoyed me.

I had one other boyfriend. He was my pot smoker lover. His penis was ...a little bigger than the navy guy. But because I already had invested feelings in this relationship, I didn't run from the room screaming. I didn't want to be rude! (lol) But I never knew people could really do it like rabbits. Not because rabbits do it all the time, but have you ever seen a rabbit doing it. They hump really, really .....really...fast. Therefore, he did it like a rabbit.

Now my hubby, he is neither small nor enormous. Maybe we will say his porridge is just right. Sometimes the sex is awesome, sometimes not so much, but I am sure he could say the same for me. Time, work, stress & baby make for 5 minute get it in sex. But there are those moments when ...Whew I get outta breath! I heard that's how it goes when your married. But no matter how gratifying or ungratifying the "get it in sex" is....I sure do love him. And I'd do it again and again and again! Maybe there is something to that!

So does penis size matter? Comments please.

You know what erks me....Bush!

Wow! They say a picture is worth a thousand words...one comes to mind here!
Now before I get all political...let me start by saying I am a republican. Did I vote for Bush, yes. I didn't believe in Gore....and Bush sent my baby brother to Iraq to die during his term so I voted him again for the mere fact I am a firm believer in not changing presidents during war.
Is it just me or does it irritate you everytime the president is on tv speaking the same dribble drabble every time with that stupid look on his face? It really is the dumbest look I have ever seen someone wear every single time they speak. I find myself listening to this idiot and losing myself in those beady eyes, raised eyebrows (both of them) and half smile. How does he smile all the time no matter what he is talking about.
Now I know you would like to have some substantial editorial to go along with my I hate Bush statement, but we all know what the issues are. Why can't I just say....I hate Bush and be left alone!
I just pray someone give him a blow job already so we can get him out of there!
Comment if you want to for or against, however, my opinion is the same.

Want to learn about pesticides and your penis!!!

My caption contest winner is... Wally!!! His comment, "and I thought that was the bait!" So congrats Wally!
And Wally's blog is ....

Go to http://thewtfblog.blogspot.com/

to learn about how alligators in contaminated water have small wet willies and how that effects your prick! Here's a quote for ya ""This is important because it is not just an alligator story. It is not just a lake story. We know there has been a dramatic increase in penile and genital abnormalities in baby boys," Guillette said.
And watch out ladies...they also found out that the female alligators had small ovaries!!!

That's right Wally.....What the F***???