Texas has lost it's mind

Gonzales Highscool in Gonzoles Texas has resorted to making children or 'trouble makers' wear prison like jumpsuits if they don't follow the dress code in school.

Nevermind the kids that are going to break the dress code just to get to wear the jump suit, but I will be damned if they would make my child undress and wear it. How dare they force a child to dress like a person that committed a felony crime. Don't they have more important issues to tackle?

2005 crime statistic is out of 7500 population, about 77 major crimes were committed.

they say they want to maintain the towns conservative tone, to resort to prison jump suits... it is just insane to me.

He said, I said

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.

He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

NOT cool

Even for a Republican, this ad is NOT what I would expect a presidential canidate would produce. It seems a bit desparate to me.

slow motion laughing baby! hahahahhaahaaa!

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Let's Vote

How many of you think that the old people in Congress ...just need to retire?

How Many of you think our country would benefit from all those old Mo Fo's retiring?

If you don't know the ages, here is a list of Senetors by age...I ommitted all below 65

Robert Byrd (D-WV)
November 20, 1917 (1917-11-20) (age 90)
Ted Stevens (R-AK)
November 18, 1923 (1923-11-18) (age 84)
Frank Lautenberg (D-NJ)
January 23, 1924 (1924-01-23) (age 84)
Daniel Inouye (D-HI)
September 7, 1924 (1924-09-07) (age 83)
Daniel Akaka (D-HI)
September 11, 1924 (1924-09-11) (age 83)
John Warner (R-VA)
February 18, 1927 (1927-02-18) (age 81)
Arlen Specter (R-PA)
February 12, 1930 (1930-02-12) (age 78)
Jim Bunning (R-KY)
October 23, 1931 (1931-10-23) (age 76)
Ted Kennedy (D-MA)
February 22, 1932 (1932-02-22) (age 76)
Dick Lugar (R-IN)
April 4, 1932 (1932-04-04) (age 76)
Pete Domenici (R-NM)
May 7, 1932 (1932-05-07) (age 76)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
June 22, 1933 (1933-06-22) (age 75)
Chuck Grassley (R-IA)
September 17, 1933 (1933-09-17) (age 74)
Robert Foster Bennett (R-UT)
September 18, 1933 (1933-09-18) (age 74)
Orrin Hatch (R-UT)
March 22, 1934 (1934-03-22) (age 74)
Richard Shelby (R-AL)
May 6, 1934 (1934-05-06) (age 74)
Carl Levin (D-MI)
June 28, 1934 (1934-06-28) (age 74)
Jim Inhofe (R-OK)
November 17, 1934 (1934-11-17) (age 73)
Herb Kohl (D-WI)
February 7, 1935 (1935-02-07) (age 73)
Pat Roberts (R-KS)
April 20, 1936 (1936-04-20) (age 72)
George Voinovich (R-OH)
July 15, 1936 (1936-07-15) (age 72)
Barbara Mikulski (D-MD)
July 20, 1936 (1936-07-20) (age 71)
Elizabeth Dole (R-NC)
July 29, 1936 (1936-07-29) (age 71)
John McCain (R-AZ)
August 29, 1936 (1936-08-29) (age 71)
Jay Rockefeller (D-WV)
June 18, 1937 (1937-06-18) (age 71)
Thad Cochran (R-MS)
December 7, 1937 (1937-12-07) (age 70)
Kit Bond (R-MO)
March 6, 1939 (1939-03-06) (age 69)
Tom Harkin (D-IA)
November 19, 1939 (1939-11-19) (age 68)
Harry Reid (D-NV)
December 2, 1939 (1939-12-02) (age 68)
Patrick Leahy (D-VT)
March 31, 1940 (1940-03-31) (age 68)
Lamar Alexander (R-TN)
July 3, 1940 (1940-07-03) (age 68)
Barbara Boxer (D-CA)
November 11, 1940 (1940-11-11) (age 67)
Ben Nelson (D-NE)
May 17, 1941 (1941-05-17) (age 67)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
September 8, 1941 (1941-09-08) (age 66)
Max Baucus (D-MT)
December 11, 1941 (1941-12-11) (age 66)
Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
February 20, 1942 (1942-02-20) (age 66)
Joe Lieberman (I-CT)
February 24, 1942 (1942-02-24) (age 66)
Jon Kyl (R-AZ)
April 25, 1942 (1942-04-25) (age 66)
Byron Dorgan (D-ND)
May 14, 1942 (1942-05-14) (age 66)