SENIOR DRESS CODE Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together And should be avoided:1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 1
0. Bikinis and liver spots 1
1. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least... 13. Thongs and Depends
That was a my funny email today!
my eyes are burning!!
ReplyDeleteI know, I know, I am sorry for that...but I just had to!
ReplyDeleteWhat does go with a Speedo? Hmmm. Speedos and Unbuttoned disco shirts? Uhmmm, no.
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious. Thanks for sharing (except the picture has pretty much spoiled my lunch)...
ReplyDeleteI just raplphed on my keyboard!
ReplyDeleteI'm a guy, but a few of those dress code items apply. I'm taking them to heart. Thanks for the advice, Ellie. :-)
ReplyDeleteoh. my.
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