Not the fact that some people have phones in their bathrooms...which is just gross. (cuz seriously how often are they cleaned) But the fact that people like to bring their cell phones into the public restroom. Never mind that the person on the other end is trying to figure out what you are saying threw all the "whoosh's" of the several toilets, but what about me? I am an innocent victim of this awful new phenomenon, a bystander! What did I ever do to you? I very rarely use the public bathroom for the #2 (which for all you men out there, women go #2 too!) But sometimes ya gotta do whatcha gotta do! So I am sitting there in one of those private moments when I hear "What are you doing" (who me?) then I hear "oh, me, nothing! Just out to dinner" ummm well YOU may not be doing something, but I AM!!! Just shut up PLEEEEZZE! Gosh so rude. Well I now have the perfect solution. The next time you are in the bathroom and some wonderful person has blessed you with their presence and the presence of the person on the phone, even if you aren't going #2....MOAN, very loudly, GROAN, very loudly, then BREATH HEAVY, very loudly. As if it were taking all your energy to drop a mother load. Then you'll hear " No I am not! It's the TV!!! Fine I will call you back later!"
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LOL.... indeed... indeed.
Mobile phones in general irk me. Nice blog thanks for the visit. You are now on the permanent list.
ROFLMAO..
My husband wanders around the house, into the bathroom, on his cell phone. He even takes a (loud)#1, (haven't caught him doing a #2 yet though..) and I swear to GOD people can hear it, but he's just oblivious to that fact... If he ever calls ME up on that thing and I hear him going, I'm going to hang up!
How rude!!
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