New Kids on the Block, you make me feel old, Go Away

Dear New Kids on the Block
I see you have come out of retirement. ***News Flash*** They call it retirement for a reason. You are tone deaf, you are not fresh anymore, Jordan keep the glasses on baby you are cross eyed and it's unattractive.

Today you made me feel like the oldest fart. You were around when I was 16. The women screaming in the audience are older than me.

Have fun taking groupies back stage. Nothing like the smell of BenGay in the afternoon.

Love
El