Mental Note to Self

Next time, make sure the mini pup is not hidden under the covers, BEFORE having sex with hubby.
It really makes for an uncomfortable situation.

Since it has been a popular discussion....

This is what a Penis Flower looks like....and no I am not kidding. Some Actually call it a dick weed. It's real name is Amorphophallus titanum.

Bit of the article:
"There comes a time in a flowering plant’s life when it must learn about the birds and the bees, involve them in its sex life and produce a beautiful blossom. One plant sprouts a 60-plus-inch phallus, heats up, stinks like a corpse, does its best to attract carrion beetles and flesh flies and, after three pungent days of sexual activity, goes limp."

Apparently it takes 8 years to raise one of these bad boys! Go here to read the full article. I hope this clears the air ya'll...but not if a penis flower is near!

101 Uses for a pair of Bollocks!!!

I just love the Cartoonist they call the Stik

Click the pick to find just a few of the 101 uses for a pair of bollocks...and the reason I love Stik so much!

I don't know how he did it...but he got a video of my womb too!

CLICK HERE!

And if you want more stik videos...go here

Ever Google yourself???

I did today... under my married name the first listing I got was this:
"Zero Cash, Little Talent and 30days"
2nd listing "Amazon.com 'Bird Woman'"

I wouldn't say that was completely accurate.... But atleast I did get my website. So lets try my maiden name:
And you get a response to an article I wrote in college about chain reaction racism.

google yourself and tell me what you get....

I wonder what those smell like?

And what kind of vase would I put them in?