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Tell me this...
Why is it, when people pass gas, they almost always immediately smell the air after?

Think about it...especially the next time you fart!

It's Friday!!!

It's Friday and I am saying F*** the system today...the system of working! I am staring into the wonderful blue sky eyes of an early weekend!

Like we didn't see that coming!

I bet boy bands everywhere are shitting thier pants and running for cover....

Not Justin though..he's bringin sexy back...hadn't you heard!

Parents...it's your fault unless medically proven otherwise!

Now I have to say this up front so no one gets offended...I do not care if you are an adult and overweight... it pisses me off when people get made fun of because of weight. But what I can't stand is children that are 200 pounds overweight and they are like under 10. I saw this little girl that was like 5 years old and had to weigh 200 lbs easy at the pool. What message are you sending to your child if you let them eat sweets and crap all day and don't get the physically active in something or another. I came across this pic on the net and almost screamed.

I think that it should be a law that parents should be turned in for either neglect or abuse or something. Children that young and that overweight is awful! I question the longevity and the quality of his/her life that they should have ahead of them. They are children, sure if you put a cheeseburger and fries in front of them they aren't going to ask you for freaking spinach! There is no excuse for parents to let their children get morbidly obese...it is their responsibility as parents to monitor their children...and yes I think it should be a punishable offence. Spfft! on bad parents...they make me sick!

I pray for this little boy... I really do!

I wish I had...

Sometimes don't you just wish that you had...
I wish I had a new ring...
I wish I had a new wardrobe...
I wish I had great hair...
I wish I had an ass like that...
I wish... I wish... I wish...
But my momma always taught me to be thankful for what I have...because I have a lot more than most. But damn did I have to work hard for everything. I used to sit and watch others always get what they wanted but I always had to work for everything I ever had...sometimes I thought of how nice it would be to just be handed something. I know it has made me a better person, but man I am so tired lately.


I was going through this box at home that my husband and I keep. We put all of our cards and love letters in it. The ones most recent are ones that I have put in there...I think he slowly forgot about the box. I read this one card that I wrote him when we had been together only 4 or 5 months and listed about 100 little things that I loved that he did for me. For me it was the little things and not the big things that mattered. I told him that he should go through the box one day this week to reminisce, and I put that card on top.