Hubby: "Hey Honey Tell your mom I want crabs for father's day"
Ellie : "I can give you crabs"
"Well I hope not"
"Oh but you can go and get crabs from my mother?"
( ellie Ring ring..calling mom)
" Mom, Mike says he wants crabs for father's day"
Mom: "What??? He wants crack for Father's day???" ( mom must be deaf)
"NO MOM... CRAAABS!!!"
" Well Tell him to go out and get a ho! I don't have crabs!!!"