Friday, August 29, 2008

Who is Palin?

Okay now... who the hell is Palin...?
Some governor in Alaska. Knee jerk reaction says that if McCain chooses Palin...some people might see this as McCain evening out Obama's Blackness with a female. And I think that is the first impression most people would get. Not only that...look at her, without knowing her credentials, my first thought is, Female, Young, and she looks like a journalist. Not the kind of journalist on cnn or fox, but like talk show host-ish.

Big Mistake McCain. There are a ton of people Men & Women who think the white house is no place for a woman. Not yet atleast. And God forbid something happen to you (you are a bit old), she would be the President.


want some info on Palin... follow the link

Update... I think maybe he is pulling her in b/c of her conservative views, her green policies..and if you are going to drill in Alaska..who better to know Alaska.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Eve's side of the story

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So,how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsetsare breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful,but I have just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes theother two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms,catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're areal pain."
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her bodycame in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt thathaving only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetricallybalanced".
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot atthis, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured thatyou needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I willfix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it intothe bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden ofEden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, allthe animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has herbull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right.How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I willimmediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where didI put that useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?

Friday, August 22, 2008

Come tell me how evil I am

My new blog. Picture is the link.

> Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he> observed:
'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to Operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable!

Friday, August 15, 2008

Thought to ponder on

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Sunday, August 10, 2008


I cannot believe that no one has picked this up and rolled with it yet. It has got to be the most incriminating evidence against Barack Obama there is...You have got to wait and hear him speak...I am at a loss for words right now..I am so ..I can't even describe it!

I know this is going to be huge...we must discuss!

Saturday, August 09, 2008

So Sad

Bernie Mac passed away today from complications due to phnemonia.
He was a funny funny man. My prayers to his family and friends.

Friday, August 08, 2008

Prince Georges Raid...Seriously Wrong

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Okay being from this area this is HUGE.
Here's the background of the story....
Police set up a sting ...
packages of pot being delivered to addresses. They know that some of the addresses are wrong. They get a warrant for the Mayor's house b/c one of the packages were delivered there. Package is delivered, Mayor's mother in law says leave package at door. Mayor comes home picks package up and sets on dining room table..UNOPENED. Police give the clear to raid. Mother in law screams b/c she sees men w/ guns running towards the house. Police knock down the door without announcing they are police, dog barks...police shoot the dog down dead. Mother in law is slammed to the floor next to dead dog. Other dog runs away scared, police shoot scared dog in the back killing it. Mayor is slammed to the floor in underwear. Police continue to raid the house tracking blood from dogs through out the house (at this time it's a miracle mother in law hasn't fainted). Police confiscate 1 unopened package of pot still sitting on dining room table.

This all might be a mistake. And it's not the first time.

Read the article. It will make you sick.

Sorry folks, but it's too good to pass up

Unlike the other McCain Ads...this one's not too shabby

Thursday, August 07, 2008

I am speechless (follow the link)

I just don't know what to say right now.

Monday, August 04, 2008

Monday Humor

> Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
> days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and
> into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out
> there
> was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how
> about giving a retired person a break?'
> He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.'
> He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn t ires. So I
> called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and
> put
> it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This
> went on for about 20 minutes.
> The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't
> care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the
> tickets on had a bumper sticker that said 'Obama in '08.' I try to have a
> little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important for my health.

Friday, August 01, 2008

The house went Crazy

Seriously ya'll..they have lost their mind. Click here for the article

My response...
Shit...I guess b/c they control the house, the dems can just turn the lights out.
Who the hell are they to take a 5 week vacation when we have a severe financial crisis on our hands. America needs the help of our government and they just go on vacation. I guess as long as they get paid they don't care.

I am so disgusted with this type of behavior...from both sides.

Rep. Tom Cole (Okla.), chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee, said the dimly lit chamber is a "vision of the future by the Democrat Party: The lights are out, there's no power, and the air conditioning is gonna go off soon."