Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Miley Cyrus Photo Shoot with Vanity 'Fair' & Annie Leibovitz

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I am not showing the pic on my site because I believe Miley Cyrus was exploited by Vanity Fair. She is only 15 and her topless figure graces the cover of this popular magazine. Even though she is covered in a sheet, there is a certain "Sexual inuendo" that the photo portrays.

Media outlets are ripping Miley Cyrus a new one saying she should have used better judgement b/c she is only 15. But the media misses the mark in their statements. She is only 15, she has the mindset of a 15 year old. When Annie Leibovitz and Vanity Fair come to you saying they want you on the cover, you don't argue, you jump at the chance. When they say "oh what a beautiful shot' your 15 you believe them. You think how artsy and how beautiful you look in your natural skin.

You don't think ahead about the big media blintz that is going to take place because you weren't thinking 'I'm only 15, I should know better'.... but Miley, I will say this, your parents and your agents should have known better.

The moment a photographer started asking you to undress, is the moment I would have taken my daughter home.

Vanity Fair had a ton of pictures to choose from, and they chose the nude shot to put on the cover. Why choose that one? I know why, it's a grabber, nudies always sell.

Annie Leibovitz, might be one of the worlds top photographers, but she just asked a 15year old to remove her clothing for pictures. Isn't that illegal? Why aren't authorities concerned with the well being of this girl? Is it because she is famous and that is what is expected?

The media has got it wrong on this one, Miley Cyrus, It's not your fault.

Miley's Statement Below:
“I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

some great facts about sex

1. Sex is a beauty treatment.
Scientific tests find that when
women make love they produce
amounts of the hormone estrogen,
which makes hair shine and
skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking
reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.
The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up
those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports
you can take up.
It stretches and tones up just
about every muscle in the body.
It's more enjoyable than swimming
20 laps, and you don't need
special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild
depression. It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a
sense of euphoria and leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more
you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities
of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite sex crazy!
7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in
the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
8. Kissing each day will keep
the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from
the teeth and lowers the level of
the acid that causes decay,
preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches.
A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels
in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock
a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat
asthma and hay fever.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

ew that was gross

Have you ever had these crazy dreams about sex? Ones that in a million years, you would never hope would happen in real life? Ones that in the dream, you enjoyed the grossness that ensued?

Well that happened to me last night, and when I woke up, I thought I was going to vomit.

No way in hell was that bizniz in my sub-conscience!

Friday, April 11, 2008

My Newest Blog

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Wednesday, April 09, 2008

I just paid $1.59 for gas per gallon

Yup ...Filled my tank for $32 buckeroos! My friend told me about her grocery store, Giant Eagle. I have seen it before, it's about 5 minutes further from my grocery store. From the outside, it doesn't look like anything special. But on the inside, My goodness. The produce was fresh...the meats were good, the store was immaculate! If you are a bonus card member, you can walk around with your grocery bags and a scanner, scan and bag the items in your cart. Then you turn in the scanner and WALA! all done. They even had a babysitters corner where you can drop the kids off in an indoor playground and pick them up when you were done shopping! For every $50 you spend, you get $0.20 off per gallon of gas at your next trip to their gas station, "Get Go". I thought some of the prices in the store were a little higher, but when you calculate it, saving $32 for gas was worth the trip. If you have a Giant Eagle in your area, it's worth checking out! (This IS NOT a paid post, I was just excited about it!)

Thursday, April 03, 2008

dawg peed on the carpet again, conversation with hubby part 8

Ellie "I called Chem Dry, they want $200 to clean the dog pee off the carpet, if we do just regular cleaning it's $90"
Hubby: "Shit, what is the other $110 for?"
Ellie: " She said she had to saturate the carpet with the chemical"
Hubby " I'll saturate the carpet with my chemical for $110 dollars!! Shit, if it costs $200 to get piss out the carpet I wonder what theyda charge for a dump!"
Ellie : "it's the same cost"
Hubby : "I should take a big ole' dump on the carpet and leave it there and see what they say. The woman would be like " Oh My Gawd, Whuts that? and I would say "don't know, maybe the dawg did it!"
At this point I did a 'giggle giggle snort snort. I was searching the net for carpet people to call and I found one, at that point, I said to hubby:
"Here's one right up the street from us.. Top 2 Bottom Carpet cleaners!... look honey, they will clean my top carpet then move on to my bottom!"

Both of us just couldn't stop laughin!

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

It was a blessing

4 1/2 years ago, Hubby and I were about to get married. We had one furry child named Jeter. Jeter was lonely, we just bought a new house and thought it would be nice to have a sibling for the little (big) guy. So we went to the local shelter. I wanted to get a small toy dog, female. I fell for one little lab mix and brought our first born to meet the new sibling first. Well needless to say, she didn't like sharing space with a male dog. And so it went with every female dog we liked. Finally Michael says to me. "Did you see the black dog at the end", I thought hard and didn't remember seeing a small black dog so I said no. "you know the one barking, all the way at the end"...My eyes grew wide... "you mean the really BIG dog, snarling and barking like really LOUD?" ..Michael gets the biggest smile on his face and says "Yea THAT one". I tried convincing Michael he was crazy. But he convinced me to let the two boys play together and see how it went. Well, needless to say, they got along great. It was like they had grown up together.

Come to find out, "Dakota" was a neglected pup. This was his second time at the shelter. First time he was a puppy, the second time the owner admitted he didn't have time for Dakota. Dakota was kenneled for 13 hours during the day. Could you imagine spending 13 hours of your day in a metal cage? He had some issues, especially separation anxiety when we left the house. He would tear everything up we had out. I can't tell you the amount of money we lost replacing things this one destroyed. But as the months went by, he realized we were going to come home, we were going to play with him and love him. Dakota became a family member.

My kids can pull on him, smack him, yank his ears, ride him like a horse and he will come back for more wagging his tail the entire time. When I think back about what a great friend he has been to us, it seems worth the expense. Worth cleaning up the trash every morning from the trash can. With Dakota I know the dishes will always be clean(wink wink) and I know that my home is safe. There is nothing more scary for a stranger coming to our home than his scary bark and snarling teeth. Funny thing is, his snarl is really his smile. The Vet said that she noticed he WAS smiling when I told her that.

You can't imagine the amount of relief to us and what a gift it was to our family, to hear our furry Dakota bark for the first time in over two weeks. What a relief it was to see him wagging his tail in excitement, what a relief it was to actually have the dog jump on the counter and beg for food at the dinner table, even after we had fed him.

Our Dakota is recovering with the cocktail the doctor has put him on. We still don't know what for sure, is ailing him, and he will be on meds for 3 months, but he is responding. Keep our Dakota in your prayers, we really need his medications to work.
This experience has been an eye opener for us, our pets are our family too, we will never forget that again.