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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

some great facts about sex

1. Sex is a beauty treatment.
Scientific tests find that when
women make love they produce
amounts of the hormone estrogen,
which makes hair shine and
skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking
reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.
The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up
those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports
you can take up.
It stretches and tones up just
about every muscle in the body.
It's more enjoyable than swimming
20 laps, and you don't need
special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild
depression. It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a
sense of euphoria and leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more
you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities
of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in
the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep
the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from
the teeth and lowers the level of
the acid that causes decay,
preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches.
A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels
in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock
a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat
asthma and hay fever.

4 comments:

paz y amor said...

Did you have another nasty dream or something?

Just Dave said...

I just sent this info to my wife. God bless you.

Jahooni said...

are you getting enough? ;)~

Ellie said...

lets just say i am starving