Friday, May 29, 2009

Set her up for disappointment

This is the best idea ever!
So you are going to 'do it' for the first time with your chick.

I heard the best idea this morning.... set her up for disappointment...
tell her...
"Girl, I am about to lay two inches on you"...or something to make her think,
"Damn this is going to be awful" then when its all over, she will think..actually that wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be."

If you set her up for 10 inches and 5 hours of fun and not deliver, then you fail for the first time...
And if you have two inches...
I'm sorry dude.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

I love this guy!

What was Biden's goal when he accepted the VP spot? Videos like these make you wonder!

I am here...

just not much to write about.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Guantánamo Bay

Guantánamo Bay, ask me if I care...I will say, who cares about water couldn't of been that bad, if it was done right, no one would be talking about it, would they? I guess this is one of my more liberal views.

You know, you have terrorists...kill thousands of Americans and plot to kill thousands more. They test their bio chemicals on their own people, put guns in the hands of children and strap bombs on marter women, all in the name of what??? God???

I don't think that's God.

Yeah I hear all of you who say "Be merciful" but do you think if the tables were turned, all you would get is a little water in the face. Think again, and Heaven help you if you have a vagina.

I do recall several instances where if Americans were captured, you would find them eventually, missing their heads, but hey...atleast it wasn't water boarding.
Like I said, one of my more liberal views.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

A nice sit down dinner.....not

Geesh America...what have we become?
I am sitting in a nice restraunt with my family, we are having good conversation, playing with the kids....and then BEEP!

Someone's two way on their nextel went off. again, and again, and again.

Then I heard something like the 'fake punch' sound, "great" I thought, "some kid is playing their nintendo." I was was the kids father.

So we had BEEP BEEP...Wapoosh Wapoosh... over and over, then Ring Ring...

We were getting ticked off. It was pretty sad in a comical kind of way. You can't sit down and have a nice dinner with your family with out all that nonsense...