This is the best idea ever!
So you are going to 'do it' for the first time with your chick.
I heard the best idea this morning.... set her up for disappointment...
"Girl, I am about to lay two inches on you"...or something to make her think,
"Damn this is going to be awful" then when its all over, she will think..actually that wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be."
If you set her up for 10 inches and 5 hours of fun and not deliver, then you fail for the first time...
And if you have two inches...
I'm sorry dude.