Monday, December 31, 2007

Be Safe

Wackos start drinking early on New Year's be safe.
I get to curl up in my bed with the flu. Yum

Monday, December 24, 2007


Friday, December 21, 2007

just sayin'

I have had several conversations this week w/ people in NC. They want the snow that we have had here in Maryland in exchange, they will give me the beach.
I say....
You can have my snow...and keep your beach...

I don't like water that has fish big enough to eat me....It is just not the natural order of things...
knowwhatimean jelly bean?

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Bush Sr. to restore Hillary Clinton's image??? WTF

Okay here is the snip from the article
ORANGEBURG, South Carolina (CNN) – Former President Bill Clinton said Monday that the first thing his wife Hillary will do when she reaches the White House is dispatch him and his predecessor, President George H.W. Bush, on an around-the-world mission to repair the damage done to America's reputation by the current president — Bush's son, George W. Bush.

"Well, the first thing she intends to do, because you can do this without passing a bill, the first thing she intends to do is to send me and former President Bush and a number of other people around the world to tell them that America is open for business and cooperation again," Clinton said in response to a question from a supporter about what his wife's "number one priority" would be as president.
Then I read this:
Elder Bush nixes Clinton trip idea
WASHINGTON (CNN) — Former President George H.W. Bush has shot down his successor Bill Clinton’s idea of a diplomatic mission under a Hillary Clinton presidency that would send him and other notables abroad to assure other nations that “America is open for business and cooperation again.”

The move came one day after Bill Clinton made the suggestion on the campaign trail in South Carolina, in response to a question from a supporter about his wife’s “number-one priority” upon reaching the White House.

In a statement sent to CNN Tuesday afternoon, former President Bush’s chief of staff Jean Becker said that he “wholeheartedly supports the president of the United States, including his foreign policy. He has never discussed an ‘around-the-world-mission’ with either former President Bill Clinton or Sen. Clinton, nor does he think such a mission is warranted since he is proud of the role America continues to play around the world as the beacon of hope for freedom and democracy.

“President Bush is excited about several of the excellent Republican candidates running for president, and looks forward to discussing their candidacy once the Republican nominee is determined.”

So in essence..Hillary was expecting Bush senior to tour the world saying he didn't support his F*** up of a son. What kind of a declaration would that be.. I think that would be the all time of father disapprovals right there. But Hillary and Bill are so stupid to think that Bush Sr. would actually do that. Come on now... Bush Sr. started that war. Who are you kidding.
This is why I hate Democrats...they are such liars and twisters...sorry democrat politicians.
If you think about it, if normal people ruled the know, normal voting tax contributing hardworking average joe people... wouldn't that be neat?
I vote SLICK for Prez.... (go visit him, he's fuuuny) (oh and extremely good looking, I had to throw that in there for slick appeal)
Slick let's here it...what changes would you make as Prez>>>>

Monday, December 17, 2007

All my posts in One

Conversations with hubby part 7

While driving past the Angus farm by our home hubby says:
"It must be cold to be a cow"
"I'm sure...(then I point to one in the field) Look at that one, he is pissing a waterfall" "I bet some of the pee splashes up in his mouth"
"pee where you where you pee"
"And if you are what you eat?"
"well if your that cow, you must be pee...and poop"
"So in a sense... We eat cows, cows eat pee pee and poo poo grass, therefore we are pee pee and poo poo grass"
"Imagine what we are when we eat pigs"
"Pigs eat just about everything"
"even meat? Pigs are carnivores?"
"yup..." then he makes a piggy sound
Conversation with my son this morning. Kids sure say the darndest things.
After my son was done going potty this morning, he starts running down the hall..."hey stop stop stop it... MOMMMY!!! Daisy is trying to lick my penis!"
(daisy is our mini pin dog)
He bops daisy on the nose and says "Hey You...don't lick my penis Daisy!"
I had to explain that the dog was just trying to say hello...and was not trying to lick his penis.
It took me everything in my power not to laugh because he was oh so serious.

Chipmunk Update
Okay ya go... DON'T GO SEE THAT MOVIE!!! I can't believe I bought a $4 soda that didn't even last the entire movie. The Chipmunks were cute, but I have to say, the cartoon was so much better. You would think that the movie would somewhat appeal to the older generation b/c it is after all the older generation that was probably so excited to take the kiddies. Nope. The parts that had the munks in it were cute, the music was dope, but there were too many scenes with out the munks. And they were boring. No hidden adult humor... the love connection was unreal, and the munks were made out to be just messy, not mischevious.
sigh...I was hoping for so much more.

Friday, December 14, 2007


Don't you just love it when you argue with someone about something...and it turns out later.. you are right? You can answer the question or read on to find out the drama.

I just took over a branch in North Carolina for processing and closing mortgage loans. Their processor was let go and I took her place. My way of doing things is a bit different. I am very cautious and tend to look at a mortgage loan like an underwriter. The manager of the branch has been in a backward way, arguing with me about some things. Then she says "let me call so and so"... well 'so and so' was let go by the company and I have 'so and so's job now, so it doesn't really matter what 'so and so' says. So and so did things the wrong way. I do things the right way. When I get audited...I don'thave the FEDS crashing down my office door screaming at me. I am not a risk to the company. Your clients like me, your realtors appreciate my communication skills and loans are processed and closed with in a week of recieving the file. Not 30+ days like most mortgage companies. So this manager says to me today "we have never done things that way...I will give you so and so's number and you can call her to find out how to do it.' I replied I am sorry , I am not calling her. I realize that she was your processor, was being the operative word, she isn't anymore and this is how I do my loans. You have a responsibility to your clients to follow RESPA guidelines. I can't do it any other way.
Then she tells me I am requiring too much from her borrowers...she goes over my head to ask the underwriter what is required. Turns out what is required is exactly what I said would be.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

You mean..Sharpton is being held accountable

For his 'own' actions???? No Way!!! I never thought it could happen....(article below)

Teams of federal agents swooped down on up to 10 close associates of the Rev. Al Sharpton Wednesday, demanding the flamboyant clergyman's financial records since 2001.
Sharpton's former chief of staff said he was roused at his Harlem home about 6:30 a.m. by two FBI agents who handed him a subpoena to bring the records to a federal grand jury the day after Christmas.
Several employees of Sharpton's National Action Network also got wakeup subpoenas to testify before the Brooklyn panel, the rabble-rousing reverend's lawyer said.
The FBI and IRS are investigating whether Sharpton improperly misstated the amount of money he raised during his 2004 White House run to illegally obtain federal matching funds, a source familiar with the probe said.
Sharpton, although forced to return $100,000 in matching taxpayer funds after an investigation two years ago, denied any wrongdoing at the time.
The feds are also looking into allegations of tax fraud, including whether Sharpton commingled funds from his nonprofit National Action Network with several of his for-profit ventures, the source said.
Lawyer Michael Hardy shrugged off the probe, which sought a vast array of business, political and personal records, as a federal fishing expedition.
"I can't think of a time when the Rev. Sharpton wasn't under investigation," he said.
Sharpton was not among those subpoenaed in the synchronized sweep of friends and employees. "It was like a sting or a raid," said Carl Redding, who spent eight years as the head of Sharpton's staff. "They converged on everybody."
As many as 10 people were subpoenaed, Redding said. The court papers also sought a wide range of financial records, from invoices of expenses paid by cash to cash receipts to bad debt records from the years 2001 to 2007.
Sharpton's quixotic run for the Democratic presidential nomination has raised questions of financial impropriety - including charges that he spent campaign funds on swanky hotels.
In April 2005, Sharpton denied allegations that he failed to report tens of thousands of dollars in campaign cash to the Federal Election Committee.
Sharpton's associates were summoned to testify before the grand jury on the morning after Christmas. The subpoenas additionally called for them to provide the IRS with all financial records from the campaign and a half-dozen Sharpton-related businesses.
Personal finance records from Sharpton and his wife, Kathy, were also sought by investigators.
A Sharpton spokesman said the reverend, who pleaded guilty in 1993 to a misdemeanor for failure to file a tax return, would assist with the probe.
"What I would tell you is that what the National Action Network has done, and will continue to do, is cooperate and comply," said Charlie King, a spokesman for the network.
Redding, a restaurateur, said he was surprised by the subpoena, because he left his position as Sharpton's chief of staff in 1998.
"They wouldn't tell me what the investigation was about," Redding said.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007


What are the highlights of your holidays going to be this year?
One of mine ..taking my son to see the Chipmonk movie. Geesh I used to love those little buggers...
and as always, seeing my son's face light up this Christmas morning and having my new daughter with us as well. Hopefully she will understand that gifts are for her too and she will be all spits and giggles.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Let's Vote

Just out of curiousity...
How many of you think that the AIDS virus, was man created?


Okay, so this woman, Wangari Maatha of Kenya, says that the AIDS virus was a lab created virus made by a sadistic scientist to wipe out the black race. "Although I am a biologist, I have not done any research. I may not be able to say who developed the (HIV) virus but it was meant to wipe out the Black race,"

Her direct quote " With that I think she lost all credibility, and this woman won the Nobel Peace Prize

Then there is Christian Anders who wrote the book 'The Man W.H.O created AIDS'

he concluded that AIDS is a man-made disease, bio-engined in cancer-virus laboratories and injected into gays and blacks.

WHO stands for World Health Organization

There are theories that state that AIDS started with Smallpox vaccine. The vaccine was contaminated and given to Africans in the small pox vaccine and eventually given to gays. I am not sure how the two go hand in hand. But the theory claims it was a bio-warfare experiement that became out of hand. But what I wonder is, if they injected it, wouldn't they have a cure for it? They wouldn't seriously inject something they could accidently contract, if they didn't have a cure. right?

So second question

Do you think that the government is with holding a cure for AIDS?

Friday, December 07, 2007

Monday Humor

It took me all night...(burp)...but I finally got the x-mas tree up!

Sad day for many...No so much for haters

Picture courtesy of Perez Hilton .com According to the article I read this morning... Congress dropped the current hate crimes bill that would include gays because it was clear the bill wouldn't pass the house. Well why not try. Nothing is a sure bet. If they tried to push it through the house it could have gone. It seems to me that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. What? just b/c someone is gay they deserve less rights? That is what this says to me. It says to me that gays aren't as important....
The 'educated' me has to sit back and ask why and then run down the possible list of reasons. Hubby and I were talking about it, and I guess it would be hard to prove someone attacked you because you were gay. They would have to prove they knew you were gay. But the heart in me says there are clear cases of gay hate crimes and I think it is worth it to try to push the bill through. I might be over anylizing this, but it's important to me. Equal rights are important to me.
Hate is Hate. If you were attacked... should be a hate crime. I don't understand the bill itself. Under current legislation, it says you can't be attacked b/c of race, religion, color or national orgin. So what if you were attacked b/c you were wearing orange shoes...? Well the attacker hated your shoes why not charge them with a hate crime. They could bash your head in, break your arms and legs b/c of your shoes, and that would be different than if they bashed your head in, broke your arms and legs because of the color of your skin. How is one worse than the other is all I am asking. Attacking someone is attacking someone. Maybe if the laws were stricter all the way around people would stop hurting each other. I don't know, I know we don't live in a perfect world, and I know that hate crimes exist...I just think attack crimes should be treated just as harsh. I hope you understand what I am saying. But we don't have statutes like we have to go with the Hate Crimes Bill, and it pisses me off to no end that sexual orientation is not apart of that bill. So I guess if Dick Cheney's daughter was attack b/c she was would be treated as any other assault...I think not.
Lawmakers are such bitches!!!!

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Transgender children

It was a topic on The View...
Now a days, parents are more likely to buy thier little boys kitchen sets and dolls to play with if the boy asks for them and if a little girl likes GI Joes, so be it, she gets a GI Joe...
But when your children..example your boy, starts dressing like a girl, and it becomes clear he might be transgender...what do you do? How do you react?

My thoughts.. I have no clue. Being gay has become more and more acceptable but transgender??? I don't want my child to be humiliated and teased. But then again, when they grow older, they will probably face the same ridicule. So do you prepare them for it now? I don't see the need to make your child feel dirty b/c of the choice. I think as a parent it needs to be explained to your child b/c they are probably a bit confused about their feelings.
But when do you start?

I have a brother that is gay and I am not going to say it was easy to hear, but I was thankful that he was no longer living a lie and I was comforted by the fact that he felt good enough in his skin to show the world who he really was. It was my fear of the world's perception of him that worried me and how others in my family might react.


Here is the clip from The View

Monday, December 03, 2007

Muslim Pussy

sorry for the vulgar verbage, but it was just too funny. Got it in an email this morning.