YOU KNOW WHAT ERKS ME

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Happy 2009!




No resolutions for me...just looking forward.

Friday, December 19, 2008

And what brings me out of my cave? > Got this email today!

***Our Company that shall remain nameless but forever will burn in hell***(okay I put that in there) has learned from many of our vendors, customers and attorneys that their offices will be closed Friday, December 26th for the holidays. Because of this, we will be closed Friday, December 26th INSTEAD of Wednesday, December 24, 2008. We will be open all day on Wednesday, December 24th. If you had planned to take Friday, the 26th as a vacation day, you can choose to take Wednesday, 12/24 as a vacation day instead subject to approval by your manager. We anticipate Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday to be extremely busy days. Taking Wednesday as a vacation day may or may not be an option due to work load. Please discuss with your manager. Thanks. Happy Holidays!



So I suppose you want to know what I think about that?




And That's what I think about that!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

My Present to you ~ A Glowjob!

Okay Folks... Been slammed at work lately, so I actually have to do what most people do during the day and...work. SOOO I think this post is my last until the first of the year.
I wish you all a very awesome Christmas, we know we have all been a bit naughty this year, but maybe it will work to our advantage.
If I don't find something that tweaks my interest before the New Year...like the dumb ass guy trying to sell Obama's Sentor spot in Illinois..... I will see you January 5th!

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Recieved this post card today

Got in in the mail from that damn Josh Halloway again. When is this guy going to stop stalking me..omg! He knows we could never be together, but he still insists on sending me half nude photos of himself. Now if I could only get that Daniel Craig fellow to leave me alone. I am just not interested in being another bond girl on his arm. I know, I know, the sex would be great, but I love my husband.

Monday, December 08, 2008

heading down what path?

With the massive government bailout... well exceeding 700 billion...the government now has a hand in the regulation of the mortgage industry as well as a peice of the pie so to speak...

so now another bailout is rearing it's ugly head...the auto industry. The government is set to pass a bail out for the 3 major auto makers, and in turn, they will not only regulate the auto industry, but they will recieve 20% of the profit from all loans taken out on new auto, and compensation from other areas.

It's kind of like Mommy stepping in to manage your check book b/c you have been careless with your spending and have tapped yourself out on credit. But mommy now gives you and allowance and takes 20 cent per dollar you make for the trouble of it all.

My thought is this.... is this still Democracy? Or are we heading toward a different path...a destructive one.

Did you hear how the democrats want to regulate the price of gas. They say that when gas hits $2, it can go no lower. If the price of oil goes down, and it would normally cost 1.50 for a gallon, you the consumer would still be charged the $2, and the .50 cents would go towards an additional tax. WTF?

I am getting grumpy.

Saturday, December 06, 2008

hey man, um, yeah, see my mom is dying, and daddy says it could be any second, so man could you spare some change for some shoes...

Cause you know Jesus is going to be looking at her feet!!!!!!!


Christmas Shoes...everytime it comes on the radio, I cringe. Who the heck writes a song about a child's mother dying and the kid runs into the cold to buy his mother new shoes...but see the kid is so f'ing poor, he can't afford shoes for her. Then the man in line after being irritated that he had to wait in line while this kid counted pennies, gets all teary eyes and 'lays the money down'....I cannot stand that Christmas song...
I think it is the worst Christmas song ever,....
However John Denver did write a doozy...Please Daddy, (don't get drunk this Christmas) Wow....

Let's comprise a list.
Christmas shoes is my first vote!

Friday, November 28, 2008

The Worst Christmas gift I ever recieved...

This black friday was a mad house. I didn't get the deals I had hoped, but overall, I got some goodies. Talking about black Friday with my in-laws over dinner made me ask..What was the worst Christmas gift you ever recieved. Needless to say, I took the cake.
I can remember it like it was yesterday....
The box was really light. After 4 years of being together I really thought "this could be it". I should have listened to the warning..."remember...before you open it.. I didn't have a lot of money this year".

So was that a prelude to a 'ha ha.. I got you didn't I?" or a prelude to a " no seriously, I'm broke"

It was more than just an 'I'm broke' kinda thing... Sometimes I wonder if it was a re-gift kind of thing. Sometimes, I really wish it had been. But for some reason, my boyfriend of 4 years thought it would be nice to get his girlfriend....this........

A Beavis and Butthead t-shirt.

You would think that 4 years would have been enough at that point, but no. I stuck around for 4 more and got dumped while folding his laundry in my underwear. . But if that didn't happen I wouldn't have experienced the best Christmas gifts ever...

Best Christmas gift I ever got...there are 3
First Christmas as a married couple with my husband Michael
First Christmas with my husband Michael and brand new baby boy, Tyler.
First Christmas with my husband Michael, son Tyler, and my baby girl, Emma.

A family... the best gift ever, and I get to open it every morning when I open my eyes. Imagine that.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Thanksgiving funny

The Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly open the door to the freezer, the parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

SO remind me again...where do I live?

so like yeah... remember the post about the sweet innocent deer that get hit by cars and someone goes and steals the antlers off of them...remember how sad that made me...

well up the street there is a deer that got hit by a car....tragic, I know....but um..yeah ...it's now missing a head.

nice.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Deer Meat

DEER MEAT

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat
It is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they
Begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, 'It's what mummy calls me sometimes'.

The little girl screams to her brother

'Drop it! Don't eat it... it's an asshole..!!!"

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

uh-oh

The National Enquirer is now reporting that Cindy McCain has been caught cheating on John McCain. They even have pics of a woman that much resembles her in a grainy photo swapping the spit with someone that wasn't John.

John's camp has not issued a statement yet.

My thoughts... Come on now folks, John can't even lift his arms, I wouldn't be surprised if he 'weren't no Maverick' in the bedroom. I think John lets Cindy out to play every once in awhile....who knows, maybe he watches from the closet.


Personally, I think the hair is too long to be her. But she does dress like that (turtleneck) and look at the hair...hmmm.

not my thing I guess

The other day, I almost hit a deer head on. I very rarily see deer in the morning driving to work. Then I noticed a 5 pnt. buck was lying dead on the side of the road, right where the doe came from. I thought to myself that maybe it just happened and she was with him.

So Sad. Such a beautiful animal died by someone's car. It just makes me sad.

Then this morning, I drive by the same spot, and the buck was there again, missing his antlers.

My chain of thought was "How gross, someone desecrated this beautiful animal on the side of the road as if dying wasn't bad enough. They had to take his antlers, and for what? To hang them up or put on a desk.

I don't get hunting beautiful animals only to skin them or stuff them. What is the point. These beautiful creatures lost their lives to decorate someone's house.

I just don't get that. If you think they are so pretty...why kill them? I am not just talking about deer, but bears, racoons, fox, moose, rabbits, and whatever else..

funny for the day.

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that...illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Something for the Democrats

Since I posted for the Republican's this morning...a little humor for the other side.

An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks..'

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work !!!

Recieved this email today

It was actually sent out by the CFO of this company...
I am not posting the name b/c I don't want the guy to get in trouble...

but ha ha ha....

Fellow Business Executives:

As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go. So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them. If you have a better idea, let me know.

Sincerely, Aaron *******

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Why???

Proposition H8TE
So let's explore this a bit.
What is Proposition 8?
Proposition 8 is an initiative state constitutional amendment on the 2008 California General Election ballot, titled Eliminates Right of Same-Sex Couples to Marry. If passed, the proposition would "change the California Constitution to eliminate the right of same-sex couples to marry in California."A new section would be added stating "only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California."
The measure was originally submitted for the ballot by petitioners with the title "California Marriage Protection Act."The title and summary were revised by
Attorney General Jerry Brown to more "accurately reflect the measure."The Superior Court of California ruled in favor of these changes, stating, "The title and summary is not false or misleading because it states that Proposition 8 would 'eliminate the right of same-sex couples to marry' in California. The California Supreme Court unequivocally held that same-sex couples have a constitutional right to marry under the California Constitution."
So I became a little heated this morning talking about it to the mother in law. Let's call her the MIL. She said that it was passed b/c the majority of this country believes that marriage is for man and woman only and is fundamentally christian. I said that was bullshit! If that was the case then why is abortion legal? the MIL said, well your talking about life...
I said then Proposition 8 should not have passed, because we are talking about life.
Who the fuck cares if Adam loves Adam? or Eve loves Eve? MIL replied that they can still live as a couple if they want. 'YES MIL...BUT... they are not granted the same rights as a married couple, they don't have rights of survivor ship, they don't get to share medical insurance, adopt, medical decisions for a dying spouse, ...can you not see the difference?"
She shrugs...
My reply... You are just too damn Catholic for me I suppose... "Oh Elnora your just passionate about it b/c your brother is gay!"
No, that is where you are wrong.. And America.. not everyone that feels the same way as me, has a family member or a friend that is Gay. You are talking about basic human rights, equality.
Barack Obama, please live up to your promise!

History

Wow America....stamp me impressed. Barack Obama won the presidency vote by almost two and a half times...(electorial that is). Does this mean that "change" is on the horizon? What does this do for racism in our country...can people finally put differences aside and come together as One Nation Under God? That sure is a nice thought. I woke up this morning and even though it's raining, I had a little more pep in my step. I saw people buying newspapers with Obama's face filling up the front page. I saw people smiling. Maybe even the mere fact that America has made history electing the first Black U.S. President, has given us a lift?

I know it's about time.

BUT...there is a BUT... I am very disappointed that California probably passed proposition 8. While we made leaps and bounds moving forward, it looks like California took leaps and bounds backward.

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Got my Sticker!!! Then went to Starbucks

Got my sticker, Got my coffee!
Starbucks was giving free coffee if you said you voted today.

What I didn't bargain for was the girl behind the register trying to figure out who I voted for. Isn't it etiquitte not to ask that?

It was annoying b/c that is what she was doing to every customer...
"you look like a McCain girl to me" and she squinted trying to figure out who I voted for as if she were reading my mind. I was a bit annoyed and looked back and said, "Actually didn't know who I was voting for till I voted, but I will keep that to myself." and walked away.

It's the first time I was actually protective of my privacy concerning voting.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Are you ready...

Tomorrow...time to vote people!!!!

You vote counts...so don't waste that shit!

how does that happen?

My friend's grandmother was taken to the hospital ( Anne Arundel Medical Center) this weekend for a broken arm.

Just a broken arm.

They were supposed to give her pain medication, they gave her the wrong pills, she went into cardiac arrest and died. They realized their mistake so despite the DNR order, they resuscitated her, only to have to place her on life support.

My friend's mother, after being notified that the hospital basically really fucked up, had to respect the wishes of her mother and made the decision to remove the life support, and she died again.

A broken arm people.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Two posts today, don't skip them...So this morning....

So today I was driving Emma to her Nanny's house. I saw all the middle school kids walking to the bus stop. I thought...wow, none of them are dressed up. Must be the cool thing now, not to dress up.
Then I turned on Miss Alida's street and saw toy boys walking towards the bus stop. One of them was dressed up as something for Halloween, but I couldn't make it out. Then as I neared, I realized the boy was dressed up as a giant hotdog.

Maybe it's me, but parents... come on now... a middle schooler dressed as a giant hotdog? Are you freakin kidding me. Alida said, maybe the kid really wanted to dress up and the mother just picked her battle. I chimed in, "my kid can dress up that is fine, but no way is my 14 year old going out dressed as a hotdog." If that was the case, he could stay home. (and possibly get therapy). Maybe it was all those years I was teased, but there is no way I would set my kid up for being the kid that is teased.

A giant hotdog...? man.. I really think that kid is going to have a bad day. (Especially if he was the only one dressed for Halloween)
If you disagree... okay then, click the pick to buy your costume...
Happy Halloween Folks!







My vote; don't skip this post!

WANNA HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY...
We got a call while I was out shopping and it was Barack Obama's campaign. Husband answers...
"Hello, I am calling from the Democratic Campaign of Barack Obama, and we wanted to know, as supporters of the Obama campaign, will you sign up to canvas for us in Maryland this weekend?"
Husband replies... "Dude, I think you got the wrong house, we're republican."

"Is this the house of E.L?"

"Yeah, that's my wife, and she is a staunch Republican, no way are we voting Democratic"

"Well sorry for that.. You folks have a great evening"

They hang up and I get home and get the run down of the conversation.
I * 69 the call...and get the following.

"Hello?"
"Yes someone called my house campaigning for Barack Obama?"
"Yes, I made that call?"
"Well my husband made a mistake in his response. We are republican, but what he doesn't know that I am voting for Barack Obama this time around."
"oh.... wow... um... I hope I didn't get you in trouble?"

laughter ensued...lots of it.

Here it is folks.
Do I trust him? not fully.
but I am casting my vote for Barack Obama.
We can't have another 4 years of the Bush administration folks.
It's the first time I will be voting Democratic. Yes, there are still questions I have about Barack Obama.
Barack Obama will be the first Black President of the United States of America, and the first step in the right direction.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

I don't think that looks a thing like Barack Obama

Ummm.. are they really selling cabbage patch look alikes on ebay? Can you believe that Palin is going for over $1000...? HERE

yes they are.. but Obama looks more like that kid from different strokes....

"whatchoo talkin bout willis?"














Mowing and Beer (Thursday humor)

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, 'You should be hung!'

I took a drink from my can of Miller Lite, wiped the cold foam
from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and
stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and
then calmly replied ..

"I am. ...That's why she cuts the grass!"

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Was this the best Obama could do? And... a little extra from me.


With so many contending to be Obama's VP, was Biden really the best that he could do?
It's not like he can tote him around on his arm like a doll and say..."isn't he just dandy" like McCain can show his Palin candy off. This guy is not all that great looking and has the ability to stick his foot in his mouth more times than I can count. If you ask me, if kinda reminds me of Bill Clinton, you know, when Hillary just couldn't shut him up.
So what did he say that was so bad?
You better believe the McCain camp picked up on the blunder. But the blunder is important.
So far Obama (nor McCain) has mentioned what will need to be cut since the govt. decided on the 700 Billion$ bailout. Democrats always fall back on taxes. Sorry to all you Democrats that don't agree with me. So maybe this will be the first cut. Instead of the $250,000 year and under tax cut, it's now $150,000 a year. Families with double income are going to get hit under this plan. If you think makine $150,000 a year is crazy money for a double earning income family, I think your wrong. My two kids alone cost me close to $20,176 a year in child care, $6000 in basic medical, $10,400 in groceries $30,000 in mortgage payments, house hold bills are $8328 a year. And about then there are all the taxes taken from our paychecks. It really does leave little left over... but I don't make $150,000 a year.
Then there are those that say... well atleast you don't make under 50, 000 a year.. I can say yes atleast our double income doesn't bring in that little. But I also say it took me working 3 jobs to put myself through college for 5.5 years and I am still paying down $18,000 worth of student loans. I am only salaried at $41,000 a year personally and my husband works on commission.
I haven't had a raise in 4 years. (most likely due to Bush). But I work my ass off for that.
I shouldn't be penalized for that.
Post two leading from post one. Want to know where I came from?
I started my early years growing up in Washington DC. My mother was a single mom who got $25 a week from my dad in child support. I remember eating peanut butter and jelly for dinner. I remember being scared walking from our car to our apartment door. I remember when my step mother was mugged right in front of the building....
I remember my father always complaining about money and how if he had money, my life wouldn't be the way it was and he would see me more and provide for me more..yada yada yada.
But I always thought in the back of my mind...why don't you work harder daddy? I don't need fancy things... just a roof and some love.
Then my mother re-married. They got into a car accident shortly after they were married and my mother almost died. A law suit payout changed our life. They were able to by a nice rancher in the country and all of a sudden my world changed. I was no longer the only white girl in class, but became best friends with the only black girl, Monica, in class. My cloths weren't high end like everyone elses, so suddenly, I wasn't fitting in b/c of what I was wearing.
Though we had a nice house, in a nice neighborhood, my parents still had to work for everything, and work hard.
What they gave up for us to have a better life... I understand that now. So I give up so my children can have a better life. They are a bit more spoiled than I was. The scars of being teased b/c of my clothing stay with me. So my kids are always dressed nice. Though now, I shop at wal-mart for my cloths.
We started out in Germantown Maryland, and the neighborhood we thought we bought into , was not what it seemed. I would see kids that should of been locked in their rooms, roaming the streets at night, pants down to the knees on boys, and skirts showing butt cheeks on the girls. Yo this and yo that. Our cars were vandalized numerous times. After Tyler was born, I had enough. I didn't want my son remembering fear from his younger years like me.
So now we live in the country. My kids have toys I never had. Clothes I never wore. My son is enrolled in pre-k that we have to pay for, my daughter stays with an in-home nanny, and Michael and I do without. There are so many things we wish we had, but I see that after we left the house, my parents are finally living life. The sacrafice pays off when your kids are happy.

If our taxes go up anymore, I don't know how we will be able to keep providing the way we do.
I think to myself, should I feel greedy b/c my kids have these things, and other children don't. It's not my fault that other children don't. The best I can do is teach my children about how others are less fortunate. Tyler and I go shopping each year for toys to put in the toys for tots boxes. He was so upset last year giving up the toy, but after explaining it, he wanted to buy more. Now he runs to the people taking up collections, he accompanies me on breast cancer walks, helps me wrap the gifts, and is not hesitant giving his toys to those less fortunate when he is done with them. He even likes to grab a sponge and clean them before giving them away, so they look shiny and new.
I get sad sometimes b/c my real father is still in 'that' place in his life. Where he feels that he can't provide material things for his grand-kids, so he shuts himself out. He lives in a trailer that is in poor condition. It angered me so much that when one bill freed up, he went out and bought a car that now replaces that $500 monthly bill. I wanted to scream, "are you stupid". But I shook my head and thought, some people never change. All I ever wanted was time. I didn't think that time cost so much... but when it comes to me and my father, time costs alot. He just doesn't know it yet.

Monday, October 27, 2008

how do you go on?

American Idol contestant, Jennifer Hudson, lost her entire family (just about) in one day. There was hope that her Nephew would be found alive, but now it looks as though that hope is gone.

How does someone commit such an unspeakable crime?Jennifer's mother, brother, and nephew were all killed in one night.

Over the weekend, emotional pleas from the family were found on every news outlet, followed by Julian's picture.
A sweet, innocent, 7 year old little boy. How scared he must have been.

The thought makes me sick.

I sit here, honestly, trying not to cry.

Zombie

The power of human emotion.

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I used to question whether or not emotions were real. How can we go from one extreme to the next and think that it's normal to 'feeeel' that way?

How can one person be so totally in love with someone... and that person not be in love with them? You would think that there was some deep connection that caused someone to fall so deeply and helplessly in love with the other person, right?

So then there is the reverse. I understand hatred. But how can you loathe someone for something so ridiculous that happened 10-15 years ago? How can someone hold a grudge for that long and still get enraged talking about it?

How can someone that hasn't seen a person in 10 years, still feel 'love' . Or have a dream and wake up feeling sad it was just a dream?

Can you be in love with two people at the same time?

Then there is mother/child/ father/child love? That is crazy love... I would step over anyone for my children.

Then there are feelings of 'like' and 'fondness'...

and Sadness.... why cry?... does it help? but we cry.. and boy oh boy when I am upset..do I cry.
Sometimes I scream in my pillow I am so upset/hurt.

And there is always grief. We have all experienced grief.

you go on a myspace page and there are more than 50 way's to describe how you are feeling for the day/ your mood...

Where does this post come from? just a dream I had.

Friday, October 24, 2008

for my listening pleasure

While I sit here, all alone, in my office, with no one working but me.... for my listening pleasure, I play it loud...and I gets shit done. Lawdy I hate working late on Friday's. (turn your volume down if you don't want to be assulted...or you could just jam with me

(took the player away so it didn't play over and over and over...it's Monday now, and work sucks)

It's Friday

All I want to do is sleep


But here I am, at work. Dropped my daughter off this morning and it broke my heart to see my snuggles given away to her nanny. Those were my snuggles. I want them back!



Thursday, October 23, 2008

Monday, October 20, 2008

I started building my bunker!

Mark my words," the Democratic vice presidential nominee warned at the second of his two Seattle fundraisers Sunday. "It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We're about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America. Remember I said it standing here if you don't remember anything else I said. Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy."


"I can give you at least four or five scenarios from where it might originate," Biden said to Emerald City supporters, mentioning the Middle East and Russia as possibilities. "And he's gonna need help. And the kind of help he's gonna need is, he's gonna need you - not financially to help him - we're gonna need you to use your influence, your influence within the community, to stand with him. Because it's not gonna be apparent initially, it's not gonna be apparent that we're right."



Come on Biden....WTF??? I just pootied in my pants.... way to make the American people feel safe and secure.

WAIT THERE'S MORE!!!!
Gird your loins,(I think my husband has those)" Biden told the crowd. "We're gonna win with your help, God willing, we're gonna win, but this is not gonna be an easy ride. This president, the next president, is gonna be left with the most significant task. It's like cleaning the Augean stables, man. This is more than just, this is more than – think about it, literally, think about it – this is more than just (this is more than just...just... just) a capital crisis, this is more than just markets. This is a systemic problem we have with this economy."

yeah you think I made a typo didn't you...nope, that is word for word....hold on...don't leave me yet!!!

"I've forgotten more about foreign policy than most of my colleagues know, so I'm not being falsely humble with you. (crickets chirping now) I think I can be value added, but this guy has it," the Senate Foreign Relations chairman said of Obama. "This guy has it. But he's gonna need your help. Because I promise you, you all are gonna be sitting here a year from now going, 'Oh my God, why are they there in the polls? Why is the polling so down? Why is this thing so tough?' We're gonna have to make some incredibly tough decisions in the first two years. So I'm asking you now, I'm asking you now, be prepared to stick with us. Remember the faith you had at this point because you're going to have to reinforce us."

"There are gonna be a lot of you who want to go, 'Whoa, wait a minute, yo, whoa, whoa, I don't know about that decision'," Biden continued. "Because if you think the decision is sound when they're made, which I believe you will when they're made, they're not likely to be as popular as they are sound. Because if they're popular, they're probably not sound."
( Or the sound of crickets chirping)

Whoa, wait a minute, yo!! yo yo yo! Wait a minute...is that sound, or was that a sound of popular, I mean a popular sound, aw shit yo, I am popularly sound, I think..wait...say that again....Yo.

Dear Readers
Now folks, I have been swaying in the wind lately, even kinda thought I might vote for Obama, then McCain, then Obama, then McCain, and realized that the Vice Presidents are the one's I am really looking at this time. And honestly, I didn't understand a F***ing word of that from Biden.

What are we getting ourselves into?

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Obama "shares the wealth"

Queation:

Are Obama's ideas of "Sharing the Wealth" ... socialist?

Let's look at this a bit.

Socialism is defined "social and economic doctrine that calls for public rather than private ownership or control of property and natural resources. According to the socialist view, individuals do not live or work in isolation but live in cooperation with one another. Furthermore, everything that people produce is in some sense a social product, and everyone who contributes to the production of a good is entitled to a share in it. Society as a whole, therefore, should own or at least control property for the benefit of all its members."

So are McCains statements entirely true? I think it's middle ground, as much as anything else is in this campaign. That is what pisses me off so much, everything is so middle and there is no clear definition on either side as to where each stands. Too much is left up to compromising (or flip flop)

I am not for over taxing the poor, and I am not for over taxing the rich. I don't think that $250,000 is rich either. Not when you are taxed higher, have to provide insurance for every employee, taxed on self employment, taxed on goods still in stock, then taxed on the things you buy, places you live...ect. tax tax tax.

why can't everyone be taxed equally? would we generate the same income?
Maybe that is a niave thought...or ignorant. I will leave that up to you to correct me.

lets have a discussion this time folks... I know you are here b/c my 12,000 hits on my hidden tracker say so.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Pumpkin symbol marks sex offenders' homes

Maryland has passed it that Sex Offenders must post this sign outside their house on Halloween.

To me (my opinion), I think it's too lenient. Why should the sign look like any other?

I like the judge in Kansas that ordered a sex offender to post this sign. He had to have one on his car and his house. The guy of course said that he thought the punishment was too severe, but what about what the children he molested are going to suffer with for the rest of their lives? Don't they deserve some assurance that this offender won't re-offend, and don't the people in his neighborhood deserve to know who is living next to them. I think the moment he committed the crime, he gave up his rights to live in peace.

I like New York, where the police will knock on your door and tell you that a sex offender has just moved in, They aren't allowed to live with family members or friends that have children, they aren't allowed to live with in a quarter mile of a school, and everything is posted on the net with the details of their crimes. But where do they go, they go to Coram, that creepy town in Long Island that has 45 high-risk registered sex offenders in the town, 17 on the same block and 7 in the same house. So I say put out a sign. And in the case of Coram...a BIG one!

Shit I would say, tattoo their arms....but to me.. I think that there is no rehabilitation for sex offenders. I think that sex offenders should get life in prison. I'm not saying that the 18 year old that got convicted of statutory rape of his 17 year old girl friend should (some of those laws need to be re-visited). I am saying that people who molest young children, rape, torture, people who rape women (& men) you get my drift, should go to prison with no possibility of parole. I would be willing to pay a little more in my taxes if it assured my children were safe(r)

Don't know how many live near you? Go to The National Registry of Sex Offenders

you might be surprised by the result.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Dear Doctor

So this is post 500. 500 and I wish I had something better to write about.

But instead I am feeling like a victim today. Or should I say my son, Tyler, was the victim today.
He had to get his shots, and like his mother he is a bit scared of shots.

I have learned to be a big girl now. After Tyler recieved so many shots his first hours of life, IV's and such, then in his first year had two major surgeries. I had no rights to complain.
I suffered through numerous amounts of shots when pregnant with Emma, and thank God for every one because I have been blessed with a perfect little girl.

But today, even I was scared by the mean nurse that had cared for my son. The taunting voice and the mean threats, and to add to it all, she left a hand print, bruised on my childs arm, from holding him so tightly.

And it was not the first time.

So here is my letter. (if you want to read it)

Dear Doctor (follow the link)

Sunday, October 12, 2008

yeah...um...not that kind...

So I was on overstock.com today looking for a new vacum...
and found this one (Doc Johnson One armed Bandit)

not quite what I had in mind...especially not on overstock.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

This is like what the F***? And it needs to be dealt with NOW

Over the Hump Day Humor

Congress introduces the new dollar bill to go along with their Bailout.
$700 Billion One Dollar Bills that look like this:

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Presidential Debate: Drinking Game

Everytime they say one of the words on the list...you drink (good luck...you'll need it)
-Let me be clear
-As I said before
-Change
-My Friends
-Campaign
-President
-Washington
-White House
-My Opponent
-My Fellow Americans
-November
-Bailout
-POW
-Maverick
-Party
-Bi-partisan
-Country First
-What I Would Do...
-Straight Talk
-Going To THe Poll
-Wall Street To Main Street
-Fundamental (Ellie's Favorite)
-Afghanistan
-Iraq
-Iran
-Policies

And When McCain says Horseshit again... down the bottle!

ummm yeah.. this is in my book of Wrong


HOMELESS 'DRIVEN' TO VOTE OBAMA (click headline for article)

Snippets

"CLEVELAND - Volunteers supporting Barack Obama picked up hundreds of people at homeless shelters, soup kitchens and drug-rehab centers and drove them to a polling place yesterday on the last day that Ohioans could register and vote on the same day, almost no questions asked...."

"Early today, Stadlin's van picked up William Woods, 59, at the soup kitchen of the Bishop Cosgrove Center."I never voted before," Woods said, because of a felony conviction that previously barred him from the polls. "Without this service, I would have had no way to get here."

Am I missing something here? I can understand drumming up voters and all, but picking up the homeless and shuffling them to the voting polls b/c you can register the same day as you can vote without any background verification in Ohio, seems a bit wrong and desparate.

Yes I know that the homeless still have a right to vote, and that is not what I am saying. But I have a problem b/c they are taking advantage of the Ohio laws which might lead to higher fraud in the voting process. Hasn't this been a problem in the past?

3.5 million people are homeless in the United States. I wonder, will voting help them? Or are they going to be used as pawns of the process. I guess it would be illegal to promise them a meal if they vote.

Just something about it doesn't sit well for me.

Monday, September 29, 2008

ummm

I really think that our country is seriously fucked right now.

After 5 years I get Wood?

So the traditional 5 year wedding anniversary is something made of wood.
After 5 years of marriage I get wood. After having two children, I think I have had enough wood.

But in the spirit of things.. I thought of the perfect gift for myself.
Normally I would leave magazines open to a specific page or something. But how would I casually leave this lying around?


Seriously folks...they make them out of wood. Imagine just fooling around trying to be all sexy and you are pretending and what not...all of a sudden.. you crack a tooth. What if the thing splinters? Explain that to the doctor.

Here is the website. The creator looks like a real winner...someone who gets out of the house alot!


But in keeping with tradition, I do have to think of something to give my husband. What would best represent the last 5 years of our marriage and be made of wood?


I have no clue. Any ideas?


So what in the past 5 years has happened.

Bought a house. Adopted a dog. Had a baby. Sold a house. Bought a house. Adopted a dog. had a baby. Lost a dog. Adopted a dog. .....there is a pattern here, but I am not going to go there again.


October 4th ya'll.



5 years sure does go by fast. And I feel so old. But damn if I don't love this man. He changed my life. I have a beautiful home, two beautiful children. I can admit we have our bad days, but who doesn't? There are things in my life I would love to go back and say ..what if? But everything in the past has led me here, and there isn't a thing that I would want different in my marriage or my family.

Ladies.. my man actually does laundry and the dishes...who could ask for more?

Friday, September 26, 2008

did you catch that?

Obama said the word.....

ORGY



lol! it even made the news http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_27309.aspx

could you picture it...an orgy of spending.

Let's lighten it up a bit.. Firday Humor!!!

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 21 months -/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for daddy and she watches him drink it up. Then she says, (as only a mother would know...> :) 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?'

Who needs a life ring?

(this is my house)
So many of us are treading water with our heads about to go under, yet we persevere. With heads barely afloat, we are just making it. But although I am one of the lucky...so far...it has cost many Americans their homes, their cars, their savings and retirement, some their families. That is a high price tag for the US Economy. So where is their bail-out. The government is working hard to bail out numerous banks that made poor financial decisions at the cost of many American families, one of them could have easily been my family. So what about all the Americans seeking recovery. What about all of the Americans that despite the bail out are going to lose everything anyway.

I get it, we need a plan, we need government intervention. But if those CEO's of those failing banks make out with fat pockets, I am going to be livid. It's just not fair.
But damn-it... make it work. If anything George Bush, go out of office making something work for once!!!!!

I work in the mortgage industry. We get so many calls from families about to lose their homes, begging for help. We can't help. The best advice I can give them, sell and fast. Some are so far in the hole we refer them to a lawyer that can help file bankruptcy, this way the bank can't foreclose and they will have to short sell. Some might even get a re-evaluation of their loans.
These bad banks tell borrowers to pay all this money upfront to get caught up and then they will re-work the loan on more favorable terms. IT'S A LIE. They get the money, all that you have, and then tell you you don't qualify. So now it's impossible for you to even start over. You just depleted your 401k to save your home.

I love my home. I know now that I overpaid for it. I know that the house I sold to get my the home I am in now, is probably 100k under value now and the people I sold to are screwed. But I find myself in the same boat. But it's my home, I am not walking away from it. I will work at McDonald's to try to save it if I have to. It's not an ATM that I can pull cash out of when I am low or want a new car. It's not any less valued b/c it's not worth as much, I love my yard, I love my neighborhood and I love my house. Then I think of the millions of Americans just like me that were willing to do something to save their homes.

Millions, just like me.

The government better do something now. We are headed for a major downfall. It's costing America more than money. Don't they see that?

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

would a bipartisan nation be so bad?

I'm back

I just crawled into my own bed and cried.

It was so good to finally be home from that beast of a vacation.

I think it might even go down as the worst vacation I have ever had.

there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home...I kept clicking my heals, but nothing happened.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Forget about the other two!

New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!

Hi,

There's an effort to elect an unknown random person as President... and it's someone we know! Watch this online video about the surprising new nominee:

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO OF THE NEW PRESIDENTIAL CANIDATE!

Friday, September 12, 2008

I am on vacation...


While I enjoy a much needed vacation...I will leave you to enjoy my awful attempt at photoshop.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Rembemering September 11th 2001



I remember, I don't think I could ever forget.


As I kissed my son off to school this morning, I thought to myself how lucky I was to be kissing him. I hugged my daughter and told her how beautiful she was. Tears came to my eyes watching my little boy dressed in his red, white, and blue run off to play.


I remember the year we went to war w/ Iraq. My brother joined the Marines.


I say though the war may not be right for everyone, I sure feel safer at night knowing Sadam is no longer a threat to my family.


Never Forget.



Unfortunately for him, that is something my brother Jonathan Andrew, will never forget. But they do it for us.
It's okay not to relive the horrors of that day, just never forget the one's standing up for you because of that day.

Just looking at this photograph fills my hear with tears of pride and of sadness. Proud he is my brother in that photograph, and sad that he is my brother in that photograph.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Obama "Age Appropriate Sex Education" in Kindergarten

So the new thing is, Obama has some in his family that have been subjected to sexual abuse at an early age. Therefore, he is for teaching age appropriate sex education in kindergarten.
Is there such a thing as age appropriate sex education for a 5 year old?
"Learning about sex before learning to read?" the ad intones. "Barack Obama. Wrong on education. Wrong for your family."
But as the McCain camp's documentation noted, Obama said he backed the legislation as a state senator for "age-appropriate" instruction to teach young children how to protect themselves from pedophiles."

The Obama camp states that it is offensive for McCain to use this legislation against him b/c the legislation is meant to protect children from sex offenders.

Some parents haven't even taught their children the word, penis or vagina. I don't think that it's appropriate for my son's teacher to tell him that it's inappropriate for the gym teacher to touch his penis. Who is to say that the school's interpretation of what is "right", is the way that parents should be teaching it, or should correspond with what the schools are teaching.

As a victim of sexual abuse, I am very cautious of what I tell my child. I don't want my child to be scared of the world, but I teach him to be cautious of the world. The majority of sex offenders aren't strangers, they are family members or friends. What gives schools the right to teach this to my child. This is something personal that should be taught by the parents. The parents have an established trust with their child. In Kindergarten, children are just starting out, and we are asking them to be subjected to this type of teaching?

This trust was established between my mother and I. I so trusted my mother that when it unfortunately happened to me, I was able to say no and to tell that person that my mommy said that is not allowed.




Obama's support of this legislation is wrong on so many levels.

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Kidzbop does lollipop????L

Okay, so my kid listens to kidzbop. We buy it for his little microphone. When I heard about this from my local radio station, I about died. If you know who lil wayne is ..then you know his music...and you have heard the song lollipop. You can guess the references to lollipop in the song...check out the kidz bop version. Lyrics to the real song below.....thoughts????

wow...really great lyrics.


Uh Huh No Homo...
Young Mula Baby
I say he so sweet
Make her wanna lick the rapper
So I let her lick the wrapper

[Bridge: Static Major + (Lil Wayne)]
She she lick me
Like a lollipop (Yeah)
She she lick me
Like a lollipop (Yeah)
She she lick
Like a lollipop (Yeah)
She she lick
Me Like a lollipop

[Chorus: Static Major + Lil Wayne (x2)]
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps

[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
Come On Yeah Okay
Lil mama had a swag like mine
She even wear her hair
Down her back like mine
I make her feel right
When it's wrong like lyin'
Man she ain't never
Had a love like mine
But Man I ain't never
Seen an ass like hers
That pussy in my mouth
Had me loss for words
Told her to back it up
Like berp berp
And I made that ass jump
Like jerp jerp
And that's when she

[Bridge: Static Major + (Lil Wayne)]
She lick me
Like a lollipop (Oh yeah I like that)
She lick me
Like a lollipop (I like that)
She lick me
Like a lollipop (I like that)
She lick me
Like a lollipop

[Chorus]

[Chorus: Static Major + (Lil Wayne)]
Shawty wanna thug (oh yeah I like that)
Bottles in the club (oh yeah I like that)
Shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps

[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
Ooooooooo
Okay
After you back it up
Then stop
Drop It shawty
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Do do do it shawty
Don't stop
Shawty said the nigga
That she with ain't shit
Shawty said the nigga
That she with ain't this
Shawty said the nigga
That she with can't hit
But shawty Imma hit it, hit it,
Like I can't miss
And He can't do this
And He don't do that
Shawty need a refund
Needa bring that nigga back
Just like a refund
I make her bring that ass back
And she bring that ass back
Because I Like That

[Chorus: Static Major + (Lil Wayne)]
Shawty wanna thug (yeah I like that)
Bottles in the club (yeah I like that)
Shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps

[Bridge: Static Major + (Lil Wayne)]
Shawty wanna lic-lic-lic-lick me
Like a lollipop
Shawty wanna lic-lic-lic-lick me
Like a lollipop
Shawty wanna lick me
Like a lollipop
She lick me
Like a lollipop
(I Let her lick the wrapper)

[Chorus: Lil Wayne]
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps
Stat

[Break: Static Major (x4)]
Call me so I can
Make it juicy for you
Call me so I can
Get it juicy for you

[Chorus: Static Major + Lil Wayne (2x)]
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
You know I'd like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps

[Verse 3: Lil Wayne]
I get her on top
She drop it like it's hot
And when I'm at the bottom
She Hilary Rodham (Ha)
The Middle of the Bed (Yeah)
Give and gettin' head (Huh)
Give and gettin' head (Huh)
Give and gettin' head (Ha)
I said hmmmm I like that
Say hmmmm yea I like that
I said hmmmm yea I like that
Hmmhmmm
Call me so I can
Come and do it for you
Call me so I can
Come and prove it for you
Call me so I can
Make it juicy for you
Call me so I can
Get it juicy for you

[Outro: Static Major + (Lil Wayne)]
Shawty wanna lic-lic-lic-lick me
Like a lollipop (Hahaha)
She She lic-lic-lic-lick me
Like a lollipop (I say he so sweet
Make her wanna lick the rapper)
She She lick me
Like a lollipop (And She Do)
She lick me
Like a lollipop

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

My real thoughts on Palin

Okay. I understand about the oil and energy crisis McCain. But this time you threw me.

I was skimming the Internet this weekend and couldn't believe the Democratic blogs attacking her 17 year old daughter. They stated Palin's 4 month old son was in fact her daughters baby. I thought how disgusting and vile of a creature do you have to be to start rumors like that. THEN...turns out this morning I hear Palin's daughter is pregnant. That she is 17 years old, 5 months pregnant and it was conveniently thrown in there that she planned to marry the father of her child.

First... I don't think that the example is set for our youth and whether or not you want to yell at me for that is up to you. It is exactly what is going to be examined here.

Second... I really hope that they aren't pushing her to marry the father of the baby because she is running for office.

third... Dealing with a pregnant 17 year old daughter, the media, a 4 month old with Down's Syndrome and 3 other children aside from these two, has a lot on her family plate. How is she going to juggle this hectic family life with her political one? If McCain for some awful reason kicks the bucket, Palin would be president.
While there are those that can argue that we are voting for McCain, you have to look at the VP choice as a potential president.

fourth... her lack of experience. Nuff said there.

fifth... I hope he wasn't going for Hillary's disgruntled voters. They are still Democrats and believe a Democrat should be in office. And if you have an honest conversation with a female voter...I bet more than you would think, don't think a woman should be in the oval office.

thoughts???

Friday, August 29, 2008

Who is Palin?


Okay now... who the hell is Palin...?
Some governor in Alaska. Knee jerk reaction says that if McCain chooses Palin...some people might see this as McCain evening out Obama's Blackness with a female. And I think that is the first impression most people would get. Not only that...look at her, without knowing her credentials, my first thought is, Female, Young, and she looks like a journalist. Not the kind of journalist on cnn or fox, but like talk show host-ish.

Big Mistake McCain. There are a ton of people Men & Women who think the white house is no place for a woman. Not yet atleast. And God forbid something happen to you (you are a bit old), she would be the President.

GO BACK!!!! ROMNEY IS STILL THERE OLD MAN!!!

want some info on Palin... follow the link

Update... I think maybe he is pulling her in b/c of her conservative views, her green policies..and if you are going to drill in Alaska..who better to know Alaska.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Eve's side of the story

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So,how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsetsare breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful,but I have just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes theother two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms,catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're areal pain."
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her bodycame in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt thathaving only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetricallybalanced".
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot atthis, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured thatyou needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I willfix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it intothe bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden ofEden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, allthe animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has herbull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right.How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I willimmediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where didI put that useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?

Friday, August 22, 2008

Come tell me how evil I am



My new blog. Picture is the link.

MONDAY HUMOR
> Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he> observed:
'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to Operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable!

Friday, August 15, 2008

Thought to ponder on

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Sunday, August 10, 2008

OMG THIS IS THE BIGGEST STORY EVER

I cannot believe that no one has picked this up and rolled with it yet. It has got to be the most incriminating evidence against Barack Obama there is...You have got to wait and hear him speak...I am at a loss for words right now..I am so ..I can't even describe it!


I know this is going to be huge...we must discuss!

Saturday, August 09, 2008

So Sad

Bernie Mac passed away today from complications due to phnemonia.
He was a funny funny man. My prayers to his family and friends.

Friday, August 08, 2008

Prince Georges Raid...Seriously Wrong

Click for the related article
Okay being from this area this is HUGE.
Here's the background of the story....
Police set up a sting ...
packages of pot being delivered to addresses. They know that some of the addresses are wrong. They get a warrant for the Mayor's house b/c one of the packages were delivered there. Package is delivered, Mayor's mother in law says leave package at door. Mayor comes home picks package up and sets on dining room table..UNOPENED. Police give the clear to raid. Mother in law screams b/c she sees men w/ guns running towards the house. Police knock down the door without announcing they are police, dog barks...police shoot the dog down dead. Mother in law is slammed to the floor next to dead dog. Other dog runs away scared, police shoot scared dog in the back killing it. Mayor is slammed to the floor in underwear. Police continue to raid the house tracking blood from dogs through out the house (at this time it's a miracle mother in law hasn't fainted). Police confiscate 1 unopened package of pot still sitting on dining room table.

This all might be a mistake. And it's not the first time.

Read the article. It will make you sick.

Sorry folks, but it's too good to pass up

Unlike the other McCain Ads...this one's not too shabby

Thursday, August 07, 2008

I am speechless

...wow... (follow the link)

I just don't know what to say right now.

Monday, August 04, 2008

Monday Humor

> Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
> days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and
> into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out
> there
> was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how
> about giving a retired person a break?'
>
> He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.'
> He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn t ires. So I
> called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and
> put
> it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This
> went on for about 20 minutes.
>
> The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't
> care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the
> tickets on had a bumper sticker that said 'Obama in '08.' I try to have a
> little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important for my health.

Friday, August 01, 2008

The house went Crazy

Seriously ya'll..they have lost their mind. Click here for the article

My response...
Shit...I guess b/c they control the house, the dems can just turn the lights out.
Who the hell are they to take a 5 week vacation when we have a severe financial crisis on our hands. America needs the help of our government and they just go on vacation. I guess as long as they get paid they don't care.

I am so disgusted with this type of behavior...from both sides.

Rep. Tom Cole (Okla.), chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee, said the dimly lit chamber is a "vision of the future by the Democrat Party: The lights are out, there's no power, and the air conditioning is gonna go off soon."

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Texas has lost it's mind

Gonzales Highscool in Gonzoles Texas has resorted to making children or 'trouble makers' wear prison like jumpsuits if they don't follow the dress code in school.

Nevermind the kids that are going to break the dress code just to get to wear the jump suit, but I will be damned if they would make my child undress and wear it. How dare they force a child to dress like a person that committed a felony crime. Don't they have more important issues to tackle?

2005 crime statistic is out of 7500 population, about 77 major crimes were committed.

they say they want to maintain the towns conservative tone, to resort to prison jump suits... it is just insane to me.

Monday, July 28, 2008

He said, I said

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.

He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

NOT cool

Even for a Republican, this ad is NOT what I would expect a presidential canidate would produce. It seems a bit desparate to me.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Let's Vote

How many of you think that the old people in Congress ...just need to retire?

How Many of you think our country would benefit from all those old Mo Fo's retiring?

If you don't know the ages, here is a list of Senetors by age...I ommitted all below 65

Robert Byrd (D-WV)
November 20, 1917 (1917-11-20) (age 90)
Ted Stevens (R-AK)
November 18, 1923 (1923-11-18) (age 84)
Frank Lautenberg (D-NJ)
January 23, 1924 (1924-01-23) (age 84)
Daniel Inouye (D-HI)
September 7, 1924 (1924-09-07) (age 83)
Daniel Akaka (D-HI)
September 11, 1924 (1924-09-11) (age 83)
John Warner (R-VA)
February 18, 1927 (1927-02-18) (age 81)
Arlen Specter (R-PA)
February 12, 1930 (1930-02-12) (age 78)
Jim Bunning (R-KY)
October 23, 1931 (1931-10-23) (age 76)
Ted Kennedy (D-MA)
February 22, 1932 (1932-02-22) (age 76)
Dick Lugar (R-IN)
April 4, 1932 (1932-04-04) (age 76)
Pete Domenici (R-NM)
May 7, 1932 (1932-05-07) (age 76)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
June 22, 1933 (1933-06-22) (age 75)
Chuck Grassley (R-IA)
September 17, 1933 (1933-09-17) (age 74)
Robert Foster Bennett (R-UT)
September 18, 1933 (1933-09-18) (age 74)
Orrin Hatch (R-UT)
March 22, 1934 (1934-03-22) (age 74)
Richard Shelby (R-AL)
May 6, 1934 (1934-05-06) (age 74)
Carl Levin (D-MI)
June 28, 1934 (1934-06-28) (age 74)
Jim Inhofe (R-OK)
November 17, 1934 (1934-11-17) (age 73)
Herb Kohl (D-WI)
February 7, 1935 (1935-02-07) (age 73)
Pat Roberts (R-KS)
April 20, 1936 (1936-04-20) (age 72)
George Voinovich (R-OH)
July 15, 1936 (1936-07-15) (age 72)
Barbara Mikulski (D-MD)
July 20, 1936 (1936-07-20) (age 71)
Elizabeth Dole (R-NC)
July 29, 1936 (1936-07-29) (age 71)
John McCain (R-AZ)
August 29, 1936 (1936-08-29) (age 71)
Jay Rockefeller (D-WV)
June 18, 1937 (1937-06-18) (age 71)
Thad Cochran (R-MS)
December 7, 1937 (1937-12-07) (age 70)
Kit Bond (R-MO)
March 6, 1939 (1939-03-06) (age 69)
Tom Harkin (D-IA)
November 19, 1939 (1939-11-19) (age 68)
Harry Reid (D-NV)
December 2, 1939 (1939-12-02) (age 68)
Patrick Leahy (D-VT)
March 31, 1940 (1940-03-31) (age 68)
Lamar Alexander (R-TN)
July 3, 1940 (1940-07-03) (age 68)
Barbara Boxer (D-CA)
November 11, 1940 (1940-11-11) (age 67)
Ben Nelson (D-NE)
May 17, 1941 (1941-05-17) (age 67)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
September 8, 1941 (1941-09-08) (age 66)
Max Baucus (D-MT)
December 11, 1941 (1941-12-11) (age 66)
Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
February 20, 1942 (1942-02-20) (age 66)
Joe Lieberman (I-CT)
February 24, 1942 (1942-02-24) (age 66)
Jon Kyl (R-AZ)
April 25, 1942 (1942-04-25) (age 66)
Byron Dorgan (D-ND)
May 14, 1942 (1942-05-14) (age 66)