YOU KNOW WHAT ERKS ME

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Mowing and Beer (Thursday humor)

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, 'You should be hung!'

I took a drink from my can of Miller Lite, wiped the cold foam
from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and
stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and
then calmly replied ..

"I am. ...That's why she cuts the grass!"

1 comment:

Slick said...

LOL....

Love this one!