Texas has lost it's mind

Gonzales Highscool in Gonzoles Texas has resorted to making children or 'trouble makers' wear prison like jumpsuits if they don't follow the dress code in school.

Nevermind the kids that are going to break the dress code just to get to wear the jump suit, but I will be damned if they would make my child undress and wear it. How dare they force a child to dress like a person that committed a felony crime. Don't they have more important issues to tackle?

2005 crime statistic is out of 7500 population, about 77 major crimes were committed.

they say they want to maintain the towns conservative tone, to resort to prison jump suits... it is just insane to me.

He said, I said

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.

He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

NOT cool

Even for a Republican, this ad is NOT what I would expect a presidential canidate would produce. It seems a bit desparate to me.

slow motion laughing baby! hahahahhaahaaa!

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Let's Vote

How many of you think that the old people in Congress ...just need to retire?

How Many of you think our country would benefit from all those old Mo Fo's retiring?

If you don't know the ages, here is a list of Senetors by age...I ommitted all below 65

Robert Byrd (D-WV)
November 20, 1917 (1917-11-20) (age 90)
Ted Stevens (R-AK)
November 18, 1923 (1923-11-18) (age 84)
Frank Lautenberg (D-NJ)
January 23, 1924 (1924-01-23) (age 84)
Daniel Inouye (D-HI)
September 7, 1924 (1924-09-07) (age 83)
Daniel Akaka (D-HI)
September 11, 1924 (1924-09-11) (age 83)
John Warner (R-VA)
February 18, 1927 (1927-02-18) (age 81)
Arlen Specter (R-PA)
February 12, 1930 (1930-02-12) (age 78)
Jim Bunning (R-KY)
October 23, 1931 (1931-10-23) (age 76)
Ted Kennedy (D-MA)
February 22, 1932 (1932-02-22) (age 76)
Dick Lugar (R-IN)
April 4, 1932 (1932-04-04) (age 76)
Pete Domenici (R-NM)
May 7, 1932 (1932-05-07) (age 76)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
June 22, 1933 (1933-06-22) (age 75)
Chuck Grassley (R-IA)
September 17, 1933 (1933-09-17) (age 74)
Robert Foster Bennett (R-UT)
September 18, 1933 (1933-09-18) (age 74)
Orrin Hatch (R-UT)
March 22, 1934 (1934-03-22) (age 74)
Richard Shelby (R-AL)
May 6, 1934 (1934-05-06) (age 74)
Carl Levin (D-MI)
June 28, 1934 (1934-06-28) (age 74)
Jim Inhofe (R-OK)
November 17, 1934 (1934-11-17) (age 73)
Herb Kohl (D-WI)
February 7, 1935 (1935-02-07) (age 73)
Pat Roberts (R-KS)
April 20, 1936 (1936-04-20) (age 72)
George Voinovich (R-OH)
July 15, 1936 (1936-07-15) (age 72)
Barbara Mikulski (D-MD)
July 20, 1936 (1936-07-20) (age 71)
Elizabeth Dole (R-NC)
July 29, 1936 (1936-07-29) (age 71)
John McCain (R-AZ)
August 29, 1936 (1936-08-29) (age 71)
Jay Rockefeller (D-WV)
June 18, 1937 (1937-06-18) (age 71)
Thad Cochran (R-MS)
December 7, 1937 (1937-12-07) (age 70)
Kit Bond (R-MO)
March 6, 1939 (1939-03-06) (age 69)
Tom Harkin (D-IA)
November 19, 1939 (1939-11-19) (age 68)
Harry Reid (D-NV)
December 2, 1939 (1939-12-02) (age 68)
Patrick Leahy (D-VT)
March 31, 1940 (1940-03-31) (age 68)
Lamar Alexander (R-TN)
July 3, 1940 (1940-07-03) (age 68)
Barbara Boxer (D-CA)
November 11, 1940 (1940-11-11) (age 67)
Ben Nelson (D-NE)
May 17, 1941 (1941-05-17) (age 67)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
September 8, 1941 (1941-09-08) (age 66)
Max Baucus (D-MT)
December 11, 1941 (1941-12-11) (age 66)
Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
February 20, 1942 (1942-02-20) (age 66)
Joe Lieberman (I-CT)
February 24, 1942 (1942-02-24) (age 66)
Jon Kyl (R-AZ)
April 25, 1942 (1942-04-25) (age 66)
Byron Dorgan (D-ND)
May 14, 1942 (1942-05-14) (age 66)

New Blogs

Been working on it for a while now...


Honest Debate Welcome as long as it's tasteful. All Opinions respected.

This one is Light and Fluffy:

Slick you should appreciate this ...

It takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman...
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing isstruck by lightning.One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front ofthe plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes onearth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feellike a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous:tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walkslowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.....one button at a time.No one moves.He removes his shirt.Muscles ripple across his chest.She gasps...

He whispers:"Iron this, and get me something to eat...."

Thought for the day

"some people are like slinkies…not really good for anything, but they put a smile on your face when pushed down the stairs.”

In The News ; What is this world coming to?

Woman Collapses in Hospital; takes 45 minutes for someone to check on her; dies
KINGS COUNTY (WABC) -- New York City hospital officials promised reforms at a Brooklyn psychiatric ward where surveillance footage captured a woman falling from her chair, writhing on the floor and dying as workers watched without helping for an hour.
Esmin Green, 49, had been waiting in the emergency room at the city-owned Kings County Hospital Center for nearly 24 hours when she toppled from her seat at 5:32 a.m. on June 19, falling face down on the floor.
She was dead by 6:35, when someone on the medical staff, flagged down by a person in the waiting room, finally approached, nudged Green with her foot, and gently prodded her shoulder, as if to wake her. The staffer then left and returned with someone wearing a white lab coat who examined her and summoned help.
Until the staffer's appearance, Green's collapse barely caused a ripple. Other patients waiting a few feet away didn't react. Security guards and a member of the hospital's staff appeared to notice her prone body at least three times, but made no visible attempt to see if she needed help.
This woman was waiting in the hospital waiting room for 24 hours before she collapsed. Hospital staff let her lay there on the floor for 45 minutes until they responded to her. The people in the waiting room just let the woman lay there. SHE IS DEAD!!! What the hell is this world coming to when you can't go to the hospital expecting reasonable treatment and you are left to die in the waiting room. The waiting room didn't look that busy either.
Pregnant woman Carjacked; Punched in stomach
Anne Arundel County police say a man punched a pregnant woman in the stomach during an attempted carjacking.Police received reports of an armed man in the 300 block of Arden Road about 4 a.m. Tuesday where three men were attempting to steal a car from two men and a pregnant woman.Police say the men and woman were leaving their car when Rashad Knight of Glen Burnie, Rashard Watkins of Baltimore and Travis Johnson of Baltimore approached. Watkins and Johnson are 17 but are charged as adults and Knight is 18.Police don't say which man punched the woman or what her condition is. When the woman said the car had Lo-Jack, the men ran.
My question is this...if the guy was going to punch the pregnant woman in the stomach...WHAT WAS THE GUN FOR??? He had a gun!!! pointed it right at her...why did he need to punch her in the stomach??? ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?