Slick you should appreciate this ...

It takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman...
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing isstruck by lightning.One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front ofthe plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes onearth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feellike a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous:tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walkslowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.....one button at a time.No one moves.He removes his shirt.Muscles ripple across his chest.She gasps...

He whispers:"Iron this, and get me something to eat...."