YOU KNOW WHAT ERKS ME

Friday, April 21, 2006



You know what erks me.....Married Pillow Talk!!!

Okay so some women out there might know what I am talking about. You have spent the last couple of weeks fixing every thing that has broken. Gone through toting your kid here and there, hosted Easter dinner, cleaned the house, walked the dogs. Now all you want is a little lovin'. You and your hubby finally get to snuggle, then you realize, you got one dog on the floor to the right, one dog on the floor to the left, and of course your little dog Daisy on the bed in the middle. Time for a little kissy kissy. I am not going to go into the adult details, I am sure all can figure it out. But then I realize (yes me I am talking about, me) as I am walking back to snuggle with my burly man I start talking about how "Daisy" leaves us her little gifts around the house and what are we going to do about it? (Reference previous blog) Then we start talking about cleaning out his mother's garage and getting the oil changed on the car. Blah Blah Blah the list goes on. I turn over and start remembering the days of youth and little to no resposibilities. WAIT A SECOND...Since when did pillow talk become sooo...sooo...boring???? When do I get that pillow talk in??? I'll tell you when...when Hubby comes home from work pats me on my butt, whispers in my ear little dirties, while I am over a pot of boiling water cooking and my kid is knee deep in a dirty diaper and the dogs are at the door crying to be walked. That is when the gooood pillow talk comes in....when you hope that later on you can get a little freaky deaky in the bedroom. So I lay there last night wondering.....What happened? And I haven't been married 2 yrs yet!

Post a comment about pillow talk or anything else that erks you!

6 comments:

Sike said...

Crazy people irk me. Also, people who make out in public.

Keri said...

You know what you need to do? Call in sick to work, take the kids to daycare, take the dogs to the groomers. And have sex in every room in your house. There you go!!! That's how you get baby number 2........

Ellie said...

Baby # 2!!!!!!...Then the pillow talk will retreat to him talking to me while brushing his teeth while I am reading my smut mag on the potty.....

Bobby said...

This is gay

Anonymous said...

Great blog.. lol

But you know 'irk' is how it's spelled? It's the same word as Ire, Irksome, etc.. 'Erk' is cooler though, I think I prefer it! ;-)

Pandora said...

Pillow talk? that is a thing of the past, I get a quick kiss and he rolls over to sleep... Your lucky you actually have interaction you hubby..