Wednesday, April 26, 2006
You know what erks me...baby fat!!!
I hate to toot my own horn, but I used to be hot... Before child birth. I am working on it though. But what the F*** is my problem? I tried the diet thing then fell off the wagon after seeing no results! I even went to a work out class once, but I felt like I needed to sponsor half the women in there at McDonalds or something. I wanted to have a t-shirt made that said "feed her" with and arrow -> . I had to quit that b/c I have never been the fat girl in class and I wasn't going to start now! So my hubby goes out and buys me an Elliptical. It's nice too...It has a fan and all these different programs and he propped it in front of the TV. But lets get real...my hubby didn't go buy me time. I use to wait tables and bartend all day, walk miles on campus everyday and grabbed din din at the night club. Now I sit behind a desk and have barely enough time to shower b/c life gets in the way. So I go into the dreaded elliptical room and stare at the mean machine. I step up to the plate...turn it on...work out for a minute and the baby starts crying. Take care of that. Go back and work out for a minute....damn this is just too much work! This thing is evil I tell ya. No wonder they came up with ways to suck the fat outta ya. It is so much less time consuming. But I will be honest with you...I have an aunt in Cali that really needs to cut with the plastic...she is starting to get a beard from all the face lifting (use your imagination)
So I wonder how do these other women do it?? I have a friend from college who weighs less now that before the baby. SAY WHAT?
At least I have the pictures to prove that I once was the shit. How else would I have snagged such a handsome man and had such a beautiful son!
Please comment on what erks you.
Posted by EJL at 08:20