April Fools Day

I gotta get the husband good.
Any ideas?

I think I should do something and get his co-workers in on it.

tee hee hee

closer to fine?

hmmm..what are we getting close to? Obama says no nationalization or socialization , but I wonder

dreaming....again.

I kept thinking that everytime I woke up from the same dream.Some dreams haunt me. There is no reason for me to have them and yet, I do and I wake up feeling like I have something to be ashamed of.
I am not talking about sexual dreams, but the emotion involved in them. I try to wake up and when I finally do, I fall asleep only to relive the same dream over again. Like there is a point or a message to it all.
I know what my heart is and I know what my heart feels and what it wants. I would certainly never change the life I have now. Maybe my dreams are a way for me to live the life that I could have if I had made other decisions, but in the dreams, I always end up the same way, hurt and alone.
I hate it when they affect me so.

coming soon...

April I am going to do a theme...
A month of memories. Hopefully everyday I will be able to post a memory, some good, some bad. But they all define me.

Bout' time I got some of that bail out moola $$ Cha Ching!

So, how do you suppose I did that?
Jeffrey Katzenberg-led of Hollywood animation is the the former CFO of Bank of America, it just so happens that Bank of America is now running a promotion to a free upgrade from 2-D to 3-D for all it's customers.

Bank of America just recieved 45 Billion in financial Aid and now all of a sudden, families get a free upgrade to a movie whose parent company is struggling financially!

Hey I'm not too proud to beg... Get yours here!

You can check out the News article here.

Memories

I was sitting hear listening to the radio and a song started playing that took me back a few years. It's amazing how a song can just bring up a time in your life and you re-live it a little bit in the few short minutes it plays, then when it's over, you kinda sit back and smile.

The song was Jack and Diane by John Mellencamp.
I was 15 years old sitting in a boat while my boyfriend Chris rowed out to a small island off the shore of Indian Head. When we got to the shore, he sat on a log and started patting his hands on his knees and started singing that song to me. He pulled me close. I thought to myself, I am so in love. It was a bittersweet moment. His parents were moving him to Texas and I would probably never see him again after that weekend. He was my first love, and my first.

I thought moments like that would come around often. I realize now that those are the moments I will relive when a song comes on the radio and takes me away, not forever, but atleast for a few minutes.

Obama is a marketable product!

German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.

Unaware of the racist overtones??? That's the understatement of the year! It's fried chicken for pete's sake!

Did you know they even sell Obama Soap on a Rope?
Don't believe me...

They call it hope on a rope. Hope for what??? We all know what soap on a rope is associated with.

Other Obama products:
The Obama Dildo
Obama Toast
OBama Llama
Taste of Obama Cookie

AIG gets 170 $billion from our pocket, puts $165 million in thiers

AIG SHAME ON YOU!

This dude is a male gigolo?

Aside from this 44 year old dude looking like my ex, very well-aged, he by no means looks like a sexy I gotta have him type of guy.

But this guy, Helg Sgarbi, apparently swindeled all these rich women out of millions of dollars.

He would wine and dine them, seduce them, pork em' till they could'nt take it anymore, and then would blackmail them, threatening to tell their hubby's or the rich elite about their affairs.



His biggest profiled victim was Susanne Klatten, Heiress of BMW and married mother of 3.
Now if you ask me, this lady can do better than that guy. I did choose a better looking photo of her b/c quite honestly, she does look a little butch in all the others, but it seems here, smiling, she is a pretty lady. And she fell for a guy with no lips.

This guy is also apparently nicknamed "James Bond".
um...no.

Unfortunately Mrs. Klatten has no one to share the spotlight with. Prosecutors offered Helg a deal, spare the other victims embarassment and plead guilty, and you get minimal time.

Now I say,
Where is the fun in that. This guy is so money hungry, you know there is a book deal in the works!

Lets make this a little more interesting!
Now if Helg had a body like this, with a face like that...maybe we could talk!

Create your own FACEinHOLE
But with a face like that, she would have to look like this:

Create your own FACEinHOLE

This is the book I read to my son last night.

So I sat there looking at the cover of this book.... something struck me a bit odd.

Then I turned the book upside down.

Then I realized what it was.

Fly's don't have noses.....lol!