Tuesday, May 02, 2006
You know what erks me...The Penis Debate!!!
Wow...I am sooo jealous. Not saying my man has a little prick, but could you imagine???
Of course I posted this as a joke, but let's analyze ..Is it the size that matters? Sometimes I say yes, sometimes I say no. Is it the motion of the ocean? Well duh, that helps. Or is it something else?
I had a boyfriend in the Navy once. He was so beautiful. One of those "I just want to eat you all up" kind of men. A couple of weeks went by and I thought it was time to eehh hem! I went exploring and "OH NO!!!" to my dismay, my pinky was bigger then this stub! But I gave it a chance and needless to say, our relationship didn't work out.
Then I had another boyfriend. We fought all the time. Another beautiful male specimen. I was with him for eight years. The sex was unbelievable! (see picture above) This was my man's penis. Eight years. Was there anything else to it or was it just the sex? Towards the end, it was the sex.
But then again, I had another boyfriend with a huge one....But driving the car was like driving a Saturn through the rocky mountains. Bad Bad BadA total no no!! We had no connection at all. Most of the time he annoyed me.
I had one other boyfriend. He was my pot smoker lover. His penis was ...a little bigger than the navy guy. But because I already had invested feelings in this relationship, I didn't run from the room screaming. I didn't want to be rude! (lol) But I never knew people could really do it like rabbits. Not because rabbits do it all the time, but have you ever seen a rabbit doing it. They hump really, really .....really...fast. Therefore, he did it like a rabbit.
Now my hubby, he is neither small nor enormous. Maybe we will say his porridge is just right. Sometimes the sex is awesome, sometimes not so much, but I am sure he could say the same for me. Time, work, stress & baby make for 5 minute get it in sex. But there are those moments when ...Whew I get outta breath! I heard that's how it goes when your married. But no matter how gratifying or ungratifying the "get it in sex" is....I sure do love him. And I'd do it again and again and again! Maybe there is something to that!
So does penis size matter? Comments please.
Posted by EJL at 13:25