Tuesday, October 03, 2006

At some point ya gotta give up the daisy dukes...

SENIOR DRESS CODE Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together And should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 1
0. Bikinis and liver spots 1
1. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least... 13. Thongs and Depends

That was a my funny email today!


Jen said...

my eyes are burning!!

Ellie said...

I know, I know, I am sorry for that...but I just had to!

Julene said...

What does go with a Speedo? Hmmm. Speedos and Unbuttoned disco shirts? Uhmmm, no.

RWA said...

That was hilarious. Thanks for sharing (except the picture has pretty much spoiled my lunch)...

Alistair! said...

I just raplphed on my keyboard!

e.Craig said...

I'm a guy, but a few of those dress code items apply. I'm taking them to heart. Thanks for the advice, Ellie. :-)

Anonymous said...

oh. my.