YOU KNOW WHAT ERKS ME

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Ha Ha It's so tickley in here!!!


So there I was in good ole' Walmart minding my own business and this annoying redneck is blabbing into her phone, being sure to be as loud as she can so everyone can here, "You know what I got in my cart???" She repeats that twice so of course I had to look and I beheld the must get of the season, a stack of Tickle Me Elmo TMX's. I know the bitch didn't have that many kids, but that was before they posted the 2 elmo limit sign! So of course, I had to see what the fuss was about and headed over to the toy aisle. All alone was one golden elmo. When I picked up the box it started to giggle and tell me how tickley it was in there. At that moment, my son grabbed the box and held on for dear life. So I though, find a price scanner, if it isn't too much I'll buy it. After my endless search to no avail, This lady comes running after me "MAAM, exuse me MAAM!!" I am only 29, so I KNOW she wasn't talking to me, then I hear "MAAM>>MAAM! Did you get that here", no dummy, I let my kid bring an unopened elmo in the store so he could play with the box, "yes, but I got the last one." her reply, " Do you want it? I have a daughter that wants one so badly?" ugg now you have graduated from dummy to , dumbass #*^%^*! Can you not see the kid holding the damn thing? "I think we will be buying it", her reply, "well if you decided not to, please come find me in the toy aisle, I will be hunting for another one" Sure I will, I've seen these things on ebay, I tell ya what, you give me $100 and I will let you buy it from me before you buy it from Walmart!

Then when I brought the thing home, the adults had more fun with it than my son did. If you have see what it does, you would understand
Here is what elmo does! TICKLE ME ELMO

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn!!!! I am so jealous!!!!

You got one already!!!!!!!

Nicole said...

I hope that your little guy enjoys it!

Anonymous said...

Hey, what happened to the "X-rated" Elmo video?!?!?!?!?!?

Anonymous said...

What happened to the "OTHER" Elmo video?!?!?!?!?

Ellie said...

I decided it was too dirty...

Anonymous said...

Wow. I didn't mean to ask that twice. It looks like I'm obsessed with that video or something.

You're right. It was bad...hilarious, but bad.

Ellie said...

yeah we all know why you want that doll now!

Jen said...

BotB VOTE!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, right. I want to make porn movies with it. That has already been done!!!