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Monday, May 05, 2008

CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house.'

2 comments:

paz y amor said...

That's a good one!

Just Dave said...

Wah lah. Pletty funny, ah right.