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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

The Hoff CREEPS me out

Updated 09/27
I don't normally get too caught up in celebrities, But David Hasselhoff really freaks me out. #1 Who was the dumb broad that though THIS guy, out of all the celebrities out there, was hot? He is and always has been a creepy old guy. Even on Bay Watch. He was a creep old guy...mmm k!

Yesterday there were reports that his young daughter made an attempt on taking her life. Some how the deets of her attempted suicide were made public. The Hoff reported that her mother is awful and she "cut" herself as a means to escape the stress of her parents divorce. Now today, turns out, the mother reported that the Hoff made all that crap up as a publicity ploy and a ploy to make her out to be a bad mother, when in fact their daughter had merely been scratched by their cat.
I don't care how nasty a divorce gets... keep your kids out of it people! That kinda crap makes me sick. That is when social services needs to get involved.
A little funny for you:
http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/
This site is called David Hasselhoff is the Anti-Christ. It is really funny. It goes so far as to point out that the letters in David Hasselhoffs name spell "Fad of the Devils hash! Whatever that means, it's funny.
Quotes from the Hoff:
"I'm good-looking, and I make a lot of money."
"There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me."
"I'm six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well!"
"Before long, I'll have my own channel -- I'll be like Barney."

Exuse me while I throw up!

5 comments:

Nicole said...

yeah...WTF is with these celebraties??? I hear Anna Nicole Smith is going to cash in on her son's death by selling the last pics she has of him holding his new sister...

The Hoff is pretty creepy...yick...

Why do parents not think of their kids....??? All they do is F*ck em up when they put themselves first instead of their kids!!!!

Jen said...

It makes me sad that Hoff is rich
-life is unfair.

=(

RWA said...

I think you should tell us how you really feel about David Hasselhoff.

Don't hold anything back!!!!

Julene said...

You forgot that he thinks he can sing, too.

Ellie said...

Ahh.. Julene, I had a video posted earlier of the Hoff singing hooked on a feeling, but alas, I had to take it down...my ears couldn't take it.