YOU KNOW WHAT ERKS ME

Monday, September 18, 2006

He said WHAT?

I guess you would have to meet my dad to understand my dad. He is a tall quirky looking man with a gigantic nose, graying hair, imperfect posture and a beer belly. You can tell what type of guy he is also by my Maryjane post( http://youknowwhaterksme.blogspot.com/2006/08/my-past-with-maryjane.html )

Dad was telling me that he had to take his new dog to the vet to get the ol' snip snip. I guess it was a lucky day for the rascal because when dad called the vet, the assistant informed him that he was no longer a welcome client. Astonished, he asked why. She replied that there was a mark in his previous file stating that he was cruel to animals and written in parenthesis mention "bullet".

My father couldn't help but laugh hysterically, which if you new his laugh, it's funny in itself, kinda like the Rocky & Bullwinkle Moose cartoon. What happened.... Well dad went in to put down a violent cat. He inquired about the cost of the procedure (did I mention he is broke poor) and the vet said like over $100. My dad scooped the cat up in his arms and I quote ...blurted out "F*** that... a bullet is cheaper". The vet ran screaming after my dad telling him he couldn't do such an inhume thing and as my dad pulled off he blurted out again. "Watch Me!"

3 years later, the Vet still remembers, and now Dad is stuck with a dog that humps the couch leg, his leg, the table leg..so on and so on.

An update on the mean cat...turns out Dad found a mean lady that wanted a mean cat and they lived happily ever after!

26 comments:

RWA said...

That is hilarious!!! I can't believe that the vet 1) would take him seriously and 2) would make a note like that in his file.

Sounds like your dad just needs to find a new vet!

Ellie said...

there aren't too many vets in the stix...where he lives. He is still looking though. I told him to get a coupon from the county ..since he is broke they would approve him.

To neuter my dog..the vet quoted me $300. Yowsa!

CyberCelt said...

Hello! I am visiting from Brat's blog for Click & Comment Monday.

Anias Nin said...

Hi! I'm here from Jen's blog!

Your dad sounds like he's as crazy as mine. I just posted a crazy conversation I had with my dad a few days ago on my blog. What a coincidence! Now if you tell me that your grandmother was also a hoochie coochie dancer in a traveling circus I'll just fall out of my chair! (I guess craziness runs in my family. The apples don't fall far from the proverbial tree. :D)

Ellie said...

Anias...my grandmother wasn't in the circus..however she was far ahead of her time. She was one of my most favorite people on this earth. Born in 1900 and lived through everything imaginable. I am sure she did a little dancing here and there...

Anias Nin said...

I didn't know my grandmother very well. I wish I could have. She died when I was really young. From all the stories I've heard about her, she was quite the wild thing!

Sarantium said...

Happy C&C Monday. I am glad the Mean cat found a mean lady to live with.......

Ellie said...

me too. I am not one for putting an animal down if its not for medical reasons.

Michele said...

Happy C&C Monday... I've bookmarked you to come back and take a closer look when I have more time to read.

Neurotic Mom said...

Happy C&C Monday (here by way of Brat)

DutchBitch said...

Here by way of Brat as well. Happy C&C Monday. Like your blog!

Nicole said...

Oh El!
We'll have to do a post oneday about all our 'eccentric' relatives.
The thing, I'd have to list myself too LOL

Nicole said...

El, I am warning you now...Sara vandalized my blog, along with added comments to who was in my links.
god help me. I made her take down the huge hooters picture, as she changed it to MY pic.

Beth said...

Here from Brat's for C&C Monday!

Jenny said...

haha thats funny. ive never seen a dog hump anything tho. must be ... weird looking.

RWA said...

I am getting totalling confused with all of this "C&C Monday" stuff.

What is going on?

Ellie said...

It is Click & Comment Monday at Maldita's site... her link is at the bottom of my site...she created my webpage

RWA said...

Oh, it's that "Rent My Blog" thing again.

I see...

Brat said...

LOL! that is so funny! I would be laughing my ass off if i was there at that moment.

Ellie said...

yes. I very rarily rent a blog. But I rented hers b/c I like it so much. I just wish that some would read the posts I made and then comment.
I rent my blog out for only 10 credits..so I am not ripping people off. It is just a way to get exposure I guess..I only rent to cool people though...you would make that list.

Alistair! said...

$300! Shit I could show yo a trick with two bricks that would be cheaper.

Ellie said...

I don't know about that Alistair ... the dog is a "she" so I don't know if that would work......LOL.

I gotta get it done though b/c that is a messy little treat when she hits her monthly...ick!

Ellie said...

Dog funny ...

My dog Daisy...a girl...Has just started humping my two male dogs ..like male dogs would hump...

weird!

RWA said...

Wait a minute...I would make your blog tenant list?!?!??!

You call me a "biatch" on my own blog - but I'm "cool" enough that you would rent your blog to me.

No wonder I keep coming back to yours...you're too much!!!

Ellie said...

Biatch is a term of endearment...bitch is another word!!!

RWA said...

A term of endearment...

Let me right that one down.