Thursday, June 28, 2007
The Boogie Man!
Today on the radio they were talking about coming across things at your date's house that make you go eeeew and run! Kane from Hot 99.5 came across a pair of granny panties with skid marks in his dates bathroom. Another man had come across Valtrax (herpes meds) in a bathroom. So I had to call in and share my morning horror story.
I was dating this guy 'Andy'. He wasn't my favorite boyfriend, but my friend Ang said he was a good guy and I should give him a chance. So I gave him a chance. We use to like to go to this bar "Lasicks" in College Park. One night we got shit faced drunk. I couldn't drive home. I didn't want to stay at Andy's, but really had no other choice. So back to his place we went. We had a bit of a make out session and went to bed. Nothing else happened just a bit of kissy kissy and I passed out. When I woke up, the light was shining through the curtains and my head was pounding. As I slowly regained my bearings and my sight became in focus, my eyes befell an unspeakable horror. "I must be dreaming", I thought. No, this nightmare was real. I was face to face with a booger wall. Hundreds of boogers that you couldn't even get off with a paint scraper if you tried, had been stuck all over his wall. As if that was his morning ritual for the last 2 years, to pick his nose and wipe his boogers on the wall next to his bed.
Trying to compose myself and not throw up, I quickly headed for the exit!
Needless to say, Andy had his chance, and unfortunately, dating the Boogie Man, was not on my list of things to do before I died!
Posted by EJL at 05:58