Friday, July 14, 2006

Picking your nose!

I was driving back from lunch when this guy was digging deep. I thought...eeew, he could have been a little more discreet! I came back to post about it, but found two interesting articles on the subject of picking your nose...

NEW YORK -- Everyone knows not to drink and drive, but you shouldn't pick your nose and drive either.
According to a new survey by Response Insurance, 17 percent of Americans admit they've nearly caused an automobile accident while picking their nose while behind the wheel.
Women must find nose picking not very ladylike because twice as many men pick their nose while driving than woman
Shit, I think that the other 83% might be lying!
"Pick your nose and eat snot to stay healthy!
Washington, Apr 11(ANI): It may sound weird, but an Austrian doctor believes that picking your nose and eating what you retrieve is one of the best ways to stay healthy.
Dr. Friedrich Bischinger, an Innsbruck-based lung specialist believes that people who pick their noses with their fingers are healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.
He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.
"With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system," Ananova quotes Dr. Bischinger, as saying.

That must be why I never get sick! SSSllllluuuurp! Yummaay!
Want to see the man that runs our country dig for the

1 comment:

The Muttering Muse said...

Nearly caused an accident from picking their nose?? Holy crap, can you imagine explaining that one in a court room?

"I'm sorry your honor, I'd grabbed a hold of a big booger and was really trying to get it out."