Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Wednesday Humor

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. Theyhappen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man as a matter-of-fact replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them for safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE forFriday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are
these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday,TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, then who uses THESE?" he asks, pickingup a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."

Management 101
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot
girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie
got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if
you let me have sex with you..."

The girl looked at him, then said, "NO."

Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend... so she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts
the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks
what happened....?

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all nickels!"


Nicole said...

That's cute!!

( Probably true for some, but not me. Couldn't last only once a month. haha!!)

Just Dave said...

HAHA. Good jokes, Ellie.