YOU KNOW WHAT ERKS ME

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

You can't make this shiznitz up!


Okay ya'll, like, my years long love affair, is like , so totally over. I held out for the longest time, but girlfriend has a problem. I can't turn lesbot for this type of mess and give up the booty my hubby has steadily given me for 7 years. Sorry Britney, I must break up with you now.
I read this article this morning from TMZ.com
Found here It's too good not to read

But here is the entire article:
TMZ has learned that Britney's self-arranged photo shoot and interview with OK! Magazine was a complete disaster. We're told that the photos are so bad, execs at the magazine are, at this moment, trying to decide whether to report what actually happened -- or sanitize the truth to protect the pop train wreck.According to multiple sources, Britney's behavior during the interview was "nothing less than a meltdown." She was, according to our sources, "completely out of it" during the shoot. The photos are "so bad" we've learned, that to publish them could "kill her career." Apparently, Brit Brit's eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead. Her mood, we're told, was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks our source says, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her. Out of control y'all!

We've also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. We're told after she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease. Yuck! One of her dogs also needed some assistance in the housebreaking department. Our on-set spy says that the dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used (what else?) -- a Chanel dress to clean it up! How trashtastic!As for how Brit looked for the photos, another nightmare. We've learned that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the once-bald beauty into something more presentable, but she wasn't havin' none of that. She refused to let the hired help touch her, opting instead for her "skanky friends" to do her hair and makeup. No wonder she always looks so fantastic!

And if you're wondering where her mom/publicist/lawyer/friend/ANYONE was to help her out, we're told that even her cousin Alli (who until recently was working as her personal assistant) couldn't deal, and is "done" with Miss Spears.

We'll see when OK! hits the stands this week -- if they actually have the balls to print the truth about what happened. We're guessing they don't!A call to Brit's rep was not immediately returned. A rep for OK! would not discuss the upcoming issue.

5 comments:

Just Dave said...

I'm sorry but I just don't care. She is talented and I'm sorry for her troubles but the media circus that accompanies her every burp is just too much.

Anonymous said...

ughhhhh

Jessie said...

That ughhhh was me, btw. forgot to leave my name. I am so dismayed by Ms. Spear's lack of self respect. Just ugghhh. Apparently, it isn't only absolute power that corrupts absolutely, as the saying goes

Anonymous said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=470711&in_page_id=1773


apparently, she did some serious damage

Ellie said...

sex appeal gone for you too jess?

and yeah..the damages were like 27k.
Wish I had that money to throw around....why not plant some in the garden..you know, to keep it green.