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Monday, July 24, 2006

Today...A Riddle!

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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5 comments:

EJL said...

GET YOUR DRUNKEN ASS OFF THE MERRY-GO-ROUND!

Ben said...

I was going to guess remaining at the exact same speed...but then again, I'm drunk...and on a merry go round.

EJL said...

funny, I'm driving in my stolen car in the middle of a pig farm lighting off fireworks and smokin my weed pipe that just caught the hay on fire, and I think I hear a helicopter overhead telling me "pull over, it's the police"...
I think Im gonna keep driving!

EJL said...

but maybe I will join you on that merry-go-round...you bring the beer I'll bring the pipe


ha ha ha

Nicole said...

Ok Ellie, dammit, I told you the other night what happens in Nic's backyard, Stays in Nics backyard.
Don't you remember signing the waiver? It was right after I confiscated cell phones to prevent further evidence being distributed around the net!
Stop by and tell me your fav. cheer!