YOU KNOW WHAT ERKS ME

Thursday, November 15, 2007

I'm a Tauras...fits me to a tee!

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The Taurean's characteristics are solidity, practicality, extreme determination and strength of will - no one will ever drive them, but they will willingly and loyally follow a leader they trust. They are stable, balanced, conservative good, law-abiding citizens and lovers of peace, possessing all the best qualities of the bourgeoisie. As they have a sense of material values and physical possessions, respect for property and a horror of falling into debt, they will do everything in their power to maintain the security of the status quo and be somewhat hostile to change.
Mentally, they are keen-witted and practical more often than intellectual, but apt to become fixed in their opinions through their preference for following accepted and reliable patterns of experience.
In the main, they are gentle, even tempered, good natured, modest and slow to anger, disliking quarreling and avoiding ill-feeling. If they are provoked, however, they can explode into violent outbursts of ferocious anger in which they seem to lose all self-control. Equally unexpected are their occasional sallies into humor and exhibitions of fun.
I have to say that the characteristics above are mostly true, especially the one about the anger. I read my sign completely and it fits me to a tee...some sites though I really don't know where they come up with that shit. One site said a positive attribute was that I could stick large objects down my throat??? HUH? Not that I am denying that lovely fact, but come on now...does that really have anything to do with your sign, and is that really a personality trait...
To read more about Me the Taurus click here
To read about your sign, click below...I wanna know if they fit

12 comments:

Rhianna said...

ROAR! I'm a Leo, in case you couldn't tell. :)

Jahooni said...

I am a cancer... will read up on my sign but sometimes I feel more like a sign that was never found!
jahoonious is the sign... ;-)

Nicole said...

well El, as you probably remember, I am also a Taurus and I have a TERRIBLE gag reflex and surprisingly, a small mouth ( told that by my dentist, BTW) lol

Hearing of the large objects down the throat came as quite a surprise!!!

I think because my bday lands on the 20th, I may posess a few gemini qualities too, but for the most part, the taurus traits are bang on.

Ps. E.Craig is on the prowl for a good sturdy Blow Up Sheep....for a conversation piece...yeah that's right.....

Nicole said...

I REALLY roared with laughter when I read that we are prone to drunken behaviours and basically indulge in "sleeping around" and have to watch out for "genital diseases.

Time to tell hubby that I need to live up to my Taurus Traits!! :-P

LOL

Ellie said...

yeah isn't that weird Nic??? I was like what the hell is this stuff?

I was wondering if it was a joke or something.

Woozie said...

Large objects down your throat you say? Hmm, you'll be getting some interesting visitors over the next few days ;)

e.Craig said...

I was once married to a Taurus. And that's no bull.

Oh .. I've been meaning to tell you that your blog photo is sexy .. but not provocative. .... DARN   ;-)
And you know I'm not saying that because I'm trying to get you to give me some ...... compliment.

Hypersonic said...

Well, at least we now know what you do with your Hello Kitty dildo.

Hypersonic said...

Oh...and I'm a Libra by the way and the description is pretty accurate.

Ellie said...

ecraig...yeah..okay :)a bit freaked out now. :P

Woozie...I hope you aren't planning to visit, despite the old guy profile, I know that you are quite young. I know we live in the same state.

Rhi...Roar!! back atcha LOL!

Nic, you and I both know, our signs are for the most part accurate, scary but true. Aside from all the sexual stuff.

Ellie said...

Jahoonious...hahahhahahaa

where did you come up with Jahooni anyway?

Just Dave said...

I am a Leo and I guess the shoe fits except I don't think I am pompous.