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Monday, November 19, 2007

Things to ponder

If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Why do we label underwear as a pair?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
If you don't repair your brakes right away should you make your horn louder?
Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just seem longer?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an s in it?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

3 comments:

e.Craig said...

Those are all timely questions and certainly worth pondering. ;-)

Hypersonic said...

I like the new photo by the way.

Jahooni said...

great post. my comment... "hymnnnn"