Friday, August 11, 2006

4 Friday... a Joke!

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at a local brothel

The Madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her Ma Nager,"Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."

The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"
"Dead?" says his friend, "Why do you say that?"
"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was lovin on her."
His friend says, "Could be worse. I think; Mine was a witch!"
"A Witch, why the hell woud you say that?"
"Well, I was makin love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window!"

1 comment:

Mindless Dribbler said...

HA! Thanks for the laugh today Ellie

By the way, I'm Blogrollin' ya :)