Awhile ago I checked out Kevin Federline's Myspace page. It had his America's Most Hated single playing over and over and over again. Aside from the stupid talking, it wasn't half bad. So I was excited to see what he would pull outta his trucker hat at the teen choice awards. I thought he might not fall flat on his frumpy ass. Unfortunatley I was wrong. Federjerk #1 promoted his new label, Federation Records, b/c apparently only Federation records, owned by Federjerk, will record him. He rapped about absolutely nothing and preeched his Farari cost more than my miller lite stash...Well no shit sherlock! Miller Lite 12 pack is only like 8 bucks..and I don't have hubby's mils to spend on a Freakin Farari ..wasteful peice of nothing... Way to tap into our youth there! And isn't he supposed to be a dancer, well aside for walking around grabbing his crotch, not a Michael Jackson move but a I gotta hold my pants up and do the pee pee dance, kinda move. Why didn't he dance??? Bad at that too...or outta shape. I was willing to give the dork a chance...until he yelled out "DETROIT!" Hey dipshit, ***NEWS FLASH*** You were born in Fresno California...not Detroit, I know you wanna be Eminem and all, but you ain't down! Stop being a moron that tries to be something he isn't and sing about something meaningful.
The highlight of Federjerks performance came before his performance actually...when his wife Britney showed off the twins!
Anybody else see that????