Monday, August 21, 2006

Article...Whitney a Sex Slave!!

Drawing upon her many improbable adventures for her recent autobiography, Sudanese-American author and ex-Days of our Lives writer Kola Boof devotes a generous amount of words to the "sex-slave" relationship she had with Osama Bin Laden in the late '90s. Among the claims she makes about her terrorist lover, notes Page Six, is the fact that the most murderous, dangerous man on the planet also happens to harbor a gigantic crush on Whitney Houston:
Boof says bin Laden couldn't stop talking about his favorite singer and had lofty plans for her. "He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives."
But bin Laden's murderous side also emerged in his fantasies about the pop superstar. "[He would say] how beautiful she is," Boof claims, "what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have womens' husbands killed.
All I gotta say....Not if the crack doesn't kill em' both first!
Okay that's all seriousness...
Better say no to crack ya'll!

Cuz that shit ain't healthy...ha ha ha ..

Okay all seriousness now cuz I wasn't serious before...I really hope that Whitney Houston doesn't become Bin Laden's crack whore sex slave!!! Ha ha ha .. I just can't stop!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I love your new site Ellie. Nice change. Although I must admit that's a little TOO much about Osama I cared to know about.... The image of he and Whitney in "the act" will take years of therapy to erase.