Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Three stages of underwear....
I remember my thongs, they were so cute.
I also remember our honeymoon. I didn't think my bathing suit bottoms were cute enough, so I pulled out my sexy undies and wore them to the beach...no one was the least bit skeptikal.
Now if I wore a thong, it would look like my ass ate my underwear.
Funny story. After I had the baby (emergnecy c-section) I came home only to find I had no undies that would be comfortable in my current state. So I sent hubby on an errand. I told him to go to Target and buy me some granny panties. He didn't know what they were but went to the store nonetheless. After endless searching he had to stop a sales associate and ask "Excuse me Miss, my wife sent me to the store to buy granny panties, but I can't seem to find anything that says granny panties on the pack...could you help me please?"
The clerk very amused lead him to what I was talking about...and he realized...OOPS...not really the name!!
Posted by EJL at 05:59