YOU KNOW WHAT ERKS ME

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

For Tuesday...some Humor


Eve to the Lord
"Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all Of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that Eve?"
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"Man? What is that Lord?"
"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"
"Well ... you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord? "
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring ... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret ... you know, woman to woman."

7 comments:

Jen said...

nice new look!

ps you were tagged at
the slack a few posts back!
you're slackin'

Nicole said...

Lookin GOOD EL!!!!

I LIKE, I LIKE!!!!!

Ellie said...

Sorry Jen.. I'm a pooper scooper

Paul said...

I really love this post, and of course men were made second.
God had to iron out all the flaws with a prototype.

Rhianna said...

Oooh, nice new template. Looks good! :)


Got that joke earlier, hubby was NOT ammused. ;)

Ellie said...

Of course he wouldn't be amused, he not only found out that he was made 2nd, but God was a woman!!!
..nah neither was my hubby!

Thanks for dropping by again!

Mr. Fabulous said...

I'm cool with that. My ego is under control LOL