YOU KNOW WHAT ERKS ME

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Holy Shrimp!!! It's Jesus!

According to a man in California yesterday... Jesus has paid the world yet another visit. Nevermind the "Where is Waldo" tactics, Jesus, according to this man, came to him nonetheless!
The man, going through a bitter divorce, was sitting back eatin' his shrimp when BEHOLD!!!! The tail of the shrimp portrayed the vision of our Savior!



Now see I wasn't going to say anything, but last week my hubby was doing a big ole' # 2 ... and when he got up ...that's right...you guessed it... he saw the face of...

YO MOMMA!

(not my momma, maybe not yo momma, but maybe his momma)

I know I know... it's hard to believe, but it's true. I would of saved it to show the world, but I thought that it wouldn't go over well and might be a bit tacky!

To the man in Cali...you only have to look as far as your own heart...

6 comments:

Sue said...

Wonder if it will end up on E-Bay? .. ;)

Cheers from Toronto!

Rhianna said...

Okay you say that's a shrimp and it may the hell be but that looks like a used tampon to me. Maybe it's "time" induced and all but seriously. I'm so warped. :D

Ellie said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Mindless Dribbler said...

Well, that's what I'd call "holy food" for sure.

Ellie said...

That must have been one great before dinner blessing..is s'all I can say!

panthergirl said...

Look up a book called "Holy Mother!" (sub-titled, "Where the Hail is Mary?") a spoof on Mary sightings in spilled milkshakes, etc.

Hilarious!

Surfed in through BE.